tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14823206855303607532024-03-13T21:22:50.331+08:00Ritz's DormUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger109125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-19753637543098088282010-05-01T22:37:00.014+08:002010-05-01T23:39:33.613+08:00Panduan Elakkan Dikacau Antuuuuu Waktu Tido...<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/S9w8FaWtdOI/AAAAAAAAArc/HXkHmJD6vSA/s1600/2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 260px; height: 308px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/S9w8FaWtdOI/AAAAAAAAArc/HXkHmJD6vSA/s400/2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466310111392527586" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >T</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">idur ramai2 lepas tu jgn <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">tido paling tepi <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">t</span></span>api pastikn tido di antara kawan2 korg tu, so yg kena sakat nanti adlh kawan korg kaaannnn..</span></span></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204); font-family: arial;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" > </span><div style="text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204); font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">B</span></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-weight: bold;">awak <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">tok sami ngan bomoh</span> tido sekali, antu takut ngan 2 org ni, so takdelah alasan korg dikacau antu.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span></div><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204); font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span>L</span></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">etak <span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">gambo </span>korg kat atas katil, korg tido bwh katil..so antu tu kacau gambar tu jer ar..korg boleh safe tido bwh katil..</span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204); font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> </span></span><div style="text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204); font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span>T</span></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-family: arial;">ido <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">pakai kostum antu</span>, kalau boleh pakai kostum yg lbh buruk dari antu, kemungkinan antu akan trauma bila nampak korg lagi buruk 10 kali ganda.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span></div><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204); font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span>L</span></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">ast sekali, korg yang membaca ni jgn isau lah, korg takkan dikacau antu punya. Y?? sebab hantu takkan kacau geng nya sendiri..muka mcm antu korg ni kemunkinan besar mengkofiuskn antu2 tersebut..<span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);">so dun worry babe</span>..hiii..</span></span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" > </span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;" ><joking></joking></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;" ><joking></joking></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">~~>joking hihi</span><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >P.s</span></span>: <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:lucida grande;" >Sorry everybody!!</span> Baru cuti, so skrg saya ad lebih masa menulis blog utk anda semua..siapalah saya tanpa anda semua!!! ~~>badjet mcm salahbriti lah ni. </span></span></span><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-33115920321304367442009-11-29T12:10:00.004+08:002009-11-29T12:29:21.500+08:00Miss Keh??<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SxH2GxeHB6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/vMzuSoadeb8/s1600/coconut_tree_dfgfdg.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 331px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SxH2GxeHB6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/vMzuSoadeb8/s400/coconut_tree_dfgfdg.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409375223667951522" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-family:webdings;font-size:180%;" >A</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">lkisah lah seorang dara yang cantik lagi rupawan tapi tahap kebodohannya agak kritikal, disebabkn tulah seeloknya dia dikenali Sunti telah menang</span> </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Miss Kampung Kelapa</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">4 Tahun</span></span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >berturut selepas Mak Cik Goyah pencen dari pertandingan…</span></span> <p style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">One day, <span style=""> </span>Sunti pergi ke Kedai Pak Pesot tuk beli kelapa.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Sunti: </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);">Kelapa sebiji, tak nak kulit</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Pesot</span>: <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Buat aper kelapa ni Miss Sunti..</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Sunti:</span></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-size:100%;" > <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);">Entah, bapa suh beli.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Pesot:</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Kelapa dah habis Sunti, kalau nak Sunti p lah panjat pokok kelapa tu, pak cik bg free.</span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">Sunti pun dgn semangat panjat pokok kelapa tu bila terdengar perkataan FREE.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">Pak Pesot dengan penuh berahi pandang ke atas, menikmati panorama</span> <em style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">hutan tebal</em><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">yang berbukit bukau … kebetulan emak Sunti lalu kedai Pak Pesot selepas balik dari forum gossip..Dengan terperanjat mak sunti menjerit melihat anaknya panjat pokok kelapa.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">Emak:</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Suntiiii!! Dia orang nak tengok <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">seluar dalam</span></span> kau!!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Sunti:</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">Ye ke mak?. Er.. Er.. Takpe mak!(Sunti menjerit balik) Sunti tak pakai<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;" > seluar dalam</span> pun!</span><br /></span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com38tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-43746955646764716372009-11-23T16:27:00.000+08:002009-11-23T16:28:14.375+08:00Sangat Kesian !!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SwpFMREPYKI/AAAAAAAAAoU/rsuJzWxwPLc/s1600/volcano.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 314px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SwpFMREPYKI/AAAAAAAAAoU/rsuJzWxwPLc/s400/volcano.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407210379653636258" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ayah: </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">adik, cepat! Selamatkan diri sebelum gunung satu lagi meletup!!</span></span></span> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Adik: </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">tapi ayah, ayah macam maner?? Adik tak boleh pergi tanpa ayah!!</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ayah:</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">PERGI !!!! Saya kata PERGI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:10;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Badan adik dah berpeluh-peluh. Lava yang berwarna <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">putih</span> meletus tegak tinggi. Menggelegak. Blup, blup, blup..</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:10;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">Lereng-lereng runtuh satu persatu. Adik kena cepat. satu gegaran yang kuat seakan gempa bumi. Adik terjatuh dan hampir-hampir saja termasuk dalam kawah yang besar…</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:10;" >Lautan <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-weight: bold;">lava </span>putih di bawah makin lama makin meninggi. Lava <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">putih</span> tersebut diikuti oleh lava berwarna <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">merah</span>…blurp..blurp… Adik jerit, "Ayah!!" Tapi ayah terus dtelan oleh lava <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">putih</span>.Adik lompat dari satu batu ke satu batu dan akhirnya sampai di satu kawasan rata. Di tepi dinding gua tu ada satu lubang hitam kecik. Di situ, adik masuk untuk menyelamatkan diri…<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:10;" >:<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:10;" >:<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:10;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;">:</span><o:p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Arghhhh!!! Jerit Pesot dengan gigihnya memicit <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jerawat</span> yang dah cukup masak depn cermin… Pesot menahan kesakitan yang amat sambil memicit sehingga lah keluar <span style="font-weight: bold;">cecair kaler <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">puti</span> dan <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">darah</span></span>..<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">GIGIH sekali! </span></span></span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-14577877702599840042009-11-21T14:59:00.001+08:002009-11-21T15:13:38.793+08:00Blogger jadi Model Jepun!<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-size:180%;" >W</span>aduh! Waduh! </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><span style="font-size:100%;">Dah lama beta tak mengupdate blog beta ni tapi tetap bersyukur sebab tetap ramai peminat (erm..ada fan keh??) tak enti2 melawat blog I ni..sebenarnya bukannya aku x ad idea but i balik bersekolah so very2 busy…but I ttp syukur gak sebab sem ni dapat gak dean list lagi ke 6 haha..ok straight to my <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">crazy writing..</span></span></span></span><br /></div><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SweK2RTlT3I/AAAAAAAAAoM/L_VtNcDZ7kI/s1600/Presentation1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 381px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SweK2RTlT3I/AAAAAAAAAoM/L_VtNcDZ7kI/s400/Presentation1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406442542644678514" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><div style="text-align: center;font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;" >!!Pencarian Model Malaysia bermula!!</span><br /></span></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >1. Korang nak jadi model? Kebetulan, kebetulan sahaja, kitaorg mencari model untuk tuk antar ke <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Jepun</span>!!<br /></span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">2. Muka korg mestilah meletop! Extreme Super Duper Ultra Hard High tip-top dan mantop!<br /></span></span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><br />3. Mesti pandai! EXAM mesti markah 100% (kalau BM 30%, Sejarah 20%, Math 30, Bi 20% hasil tambah semua =100%.erm.. boleh lah jugak!)<br /></span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">4. Yang kureng menepati criteria atau tak MEMENUHI syarat then akan MEMENUHI tong sampah mickey mouse I, sorry to say..</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">U Rejected!<br /></span></span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><br />5. If selected, kitaorg akan jadikan korang model full time, part time merangkap <span style="font-size:78%;">cleaner</span> dan korg boleh jadi femes macam Richeal Phil atau Amber China. Betul, Betul, Betul!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><br />6. Jika korang fikir korang layak (katakan YES dalam hati), hantar kan ke….malaysian<span style="font-size:78%;">cleaner</span>@<span style="font-size:78%;">cleaner</span>.com</span><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >P.s: Oh yah, P Jepun tak ada life insuran ok!! Sb Jepun tu selalu ada raksasa, nanti kalau terperangkap dalam pertempuran Ultraman dan raksasa, insuran tak tanggung k!! self service k!! </span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-76439689297368762572009-10-10T23:50:00.003+08:002009-10-11T00:22:24.315+08:00Tema: Jalan Raya Sesak( tak sesak sebenarnya bu-wekk)<div style="text-align: left;"> <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/StCtmTQqjoI/AAAAAAAAAnA/hIHR4xCOerQ/s1600-h/DSC_0113.JPG"><img alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/StCtmTQqjoI/AAAAAAAAAnA/hIHR4xCOerQ/s400/DSC_0113.JPG" border="0" /></a></div><div> <img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/StCtl1FabnI/AAAAAAAAAm4/714H-5WQoO8/s400/DSC_0107.JPG" /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/StCtm5PapXI/AAAAAAAAAnI/74GNsToYvUQ/s1600-h/DSC_0125.JPG"><img alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/StCtm5PapXI/AAAAAAAAAnI/74GNsToYvUQ/s400/DSC_0125.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/StCtnqS4B7I/AAAAAAAAAnQ/YWs-ais9idQ/s1600-h/DSC_0097.JPG"><img alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/StCtnqS4B7I/AAAAAAAAAnQ/YWs-ais9idQ/s400/DSC_0097.JPG" border="0" /></a><div style="clear:both; text-align:NONE"><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" alt="Posted by Picasa" style="border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;" align="middle" border="0" /></a></div></div><div><br /></div><div>Nantikan tema seterusnya ya, pokok-pokok besar.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-92109620628088261772009-10-10T23:45:00.000+08:002009-10-10T23:46:53.715+08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/StCsZrDli1I/AAAAAAAAAmY/zb0aPW6QOC4/s1600-h/DSC_0085.JPG"><img alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/StCsZrDli1I/AAAAAAAAAmY/zb0aPW6QOC4/s400/DSC_0085.JPG" border="0" /></a> <br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/StCsaD7q_4I/AAAAAAAAAmg/j0EMZdv4LeA/s1600-h/DSC_0096.JPG"><img alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/StCsaD7q_4I/AAAAAAAAAmg/j0EMZdv4LeA/s400/DSC_0096.JPG" border="0" /></a> <br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/StCsaZPKk4I/AAAAAAAAAmo/_cIySf_QG2o/s1600-h/DSC_0100.JPG"><img alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/StCsaZPKk4I/AAAAAAAAAmo/_cIySf_QG2o/s400/DSC_0100.JPG" border="0" /></a> <br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/StCsa7A_yLI/AAAAAAAAAmw/eR2H1LWT2Gk/s1600-h/DSC_0102.JPG"><img alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/StCsa7A_yLI/AAAAAAAAAmw/eR2H1LWT2Gk/s400/DSC_0102.JPG" border="0" /></a><div style='clear:both; 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text-align:NONE'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-56448612420060343262009-09-20T14:47:00.015+08:002009-09-21T12:26:33.178+08:00Cuba Elakkan Baca!!<div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SrYsaHEm1TI/AAAAAAAAAlw/0qHPU5h3aIg/s1600-h/angry-mom.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SrYsaHEm1TI/AAAAAAAAAlw/0qHPU5h3aIg/s400/angry-mom.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383539231654597938" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Versi Petronas</span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></div><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);font-size:100%;" > <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Aiman: Ayah, ni burung aper?</span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />Ayah: Ni burung murai...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Aiman: Burung aperr??</span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />Ayah: Burung murai</span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />Aiman: Burung aper????</span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />Ayah: Burung murai sayang...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Aiman: Burung aper....</span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />Ayah: Burung murai nakk...</span> </span><div style="text-align: right; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Versi Siput pulak(Ehsan SMS ).</span>.</span><br /></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);font-size:100%;" > <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Aiman: Ayah, ini Siput apa?</span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />Ayah: Siput babi sayang...</span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Aiman: Siput apa?</span></span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />Ayah: Siput babi nakk..</span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />Aiman: Siput apa?</span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />Ayah: Siput babi<br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >Aiman: Siput apa?</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><br />Ayah: Siput babi...<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Anak: hehehehe(anak gelak gelak pulak)....Siput apa?</span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />Ayah: </span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><strong>SIPUT LA.....BABI! SIAL!!!!!</strong></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >!!!</span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Versi <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">MAK</span> Saya</span><br /></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >Anak</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">: mak, </span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >tu</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> </span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >burung</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" > ape?</span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />Mummy: </span></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >Burung</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> Murai, </span></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >nakk</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">.</span> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" ><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Anak</span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">: </span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >Burung</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" > ape?</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Mummy: </span></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >Burung</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> </span></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >Murai</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">.</span> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Anak</span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">: </span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >Burung</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" > ape?</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Mummy: </span></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >Burung</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> </span></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >Murai</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">.</span> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Anak</span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">: </span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >Burung</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> ape, mak?</span>??? </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" ><br />Mummy</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">: </span></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >EEEE</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >eeee!!!! BURUNG BAPAK KAU PANDAI !! TULI BETO</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >L!!</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;" >! BIKIN GERAM!!!!!!!</span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >Anak</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">: </span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" class="spelle" >Burung Bapak??</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">? </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">(Bila umo aku 18 bulan baru paham maksud ibu)</span></span></span>..<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Esok nyer saya tanya mak soalan sama tapi telur apa pulak...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">jawapan mak sama dengan dialog atas cuma perkataan burung tu change to telur...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">do u get it...)-_-(</span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" >P.s:::::burung ayah tu maksudnya <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">burung murai binatang kesayangan ayah</span> punya..ish ish ...kau jgn pikir benda laen pulak! sumpah kau jadi peti ais karang ....</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-36082629388275780752009-09-12T18:05:00.005+08:002009-09-12T19:08:03.385+08:00Raya! Raya! Jom p Kuburan!<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><a href="http://s118.photobucket.com/albums/o108/ritz_phil/?action=view&current=DSC00717_2-1.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o108/ritz_phil/DSC00717_2-1.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><br />Khabar semua? </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >semoga jauh dari selesma VAVI!</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >First time letak gambo beta kat blog ni hah...tu pun eklusif tuk raya edition jeh kekeke.. </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><br />Besalah low profile jeh ...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-hah? ape??</span> Muka i mcm <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">lelaki terkiut sensasi</span>....bio betol!! hehe</span> <span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 252, 23);">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</span></span></span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >Raya ni pulak, tajuk entri saya nak tulis pasal p kubur, bukan cite antu lah!</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >Waktu Raya jeh, confirm menjengah kubur kan..</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >dah nama setahun sekali, mesti korg selalu konfius kubur mane korg nak ziarahi sebab semua kubur sefesyen jeh design nyer!</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >apa kata korg try proposal i ni....</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 252, 23);">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</span></span></span> <span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >1. Try pasang sistem gps kat kubur tu, kan mudah.. save coordinate sekali kat hp 3Gajah (3G) korg tu hah..</span> <span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><br />2. Korang tempahlah papan tanda atau buat banner sendiri lg mudah.. lagi cheap...letak nama arwah dan colour biar terang sikit macam oren menyala atau glow in the dark keh??</span> <span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><br />3. Lebih senang, buatlah satu kaunter pertanyaan kat kubur, kalau ramai orang, buat lah sistem giliran nombo macam kat bank tu kan... </span> <span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><br />4.Last sekali, khidmat tourist guide atau nama komersial sikit "kubur guide".. tanya jeh dia, biar dia yang tunjukkan jalan...macam pekerja hotel tu lah! </span> <div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">Amacam? pintar tak i huhu!</span> </div><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><br />P.s: apa yang penting? Kejesame! Apeee yang penting? Kejeeeeeesame! wonderpet! Wonderpet!</span><br /> <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >P.s.s : Apa yang penting? Buku agama!!!! Apa yang penting? Solat bersama!!!! Wonderpet pun boleh bawa kiter ke jalan yang benar...kan kan kan... </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sqt_4ywm5CI/AAAAAAAAAlo/s39TZFEbwOI/s1600-h/1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 301px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sqt_4ywm5CI/AAAAAAAAAlo/s39TZFEbwOI/s400/1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380534793499239458" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">P.s.s.s: SELAMAT HARI RAYA KEPADA SEMUA BLOGGER!!<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-42853138738053696582009-08-27T19:09:00.000+08:002009-08-28T08:06:12.050+08:00Wat u should do! U should...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SpZ23m0MaMI/AAAAAAAAAlA/h1NETCydIe4/s1600-h/merdeka_greet3.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SpZ23m0MaMI/AAAAAAAAAlA/h1NETCydIe4/s400/merdeka_greet3.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374613902997612738" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 252, 23);">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</span><br /></span></span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >Perkara yang perlu anda buat untuk sambut KEMERDEKAAN MALAYSIA!! Bukan sunat! Tapi Wajip!</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><span style="color: rgb(132, 103, 215);">1.Tak kisahlah keta pinjam, keta sewa, keta rosak, keta sorong, keta api, keta kebal… semua korg wajip letak bendera!</span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><span style="color: rgb(132, 103, 215);"><span style="color: rgb(87, 254, 255);">2.Selebret Merdeka ni setaraf ngan raya, so kalo esok merdeka, cepat2lah tukar sofa baru, peti ais, tv plasma, pinggan, pasu, pagar umah, lampu Kristal..lalala..dan gf baru> Ops! typing error! </span></span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><span style="color: rgb(132, 103, 215);"><span style="color: rgb(87, 254, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(246, 53, 138);">3.Jahit kostium merdeka. Especially kaum India, beli siap 10 meter kain! Nak gulung badan buat sari guna 10m kain tu entah cukup ke tak? Apelagi sedozen anak=120 m kain! </span></span></span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><span style="color: rgb(132, 103, 215);"><span style="color: rgb(87, 254, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(246, 53, 138);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">4.Anti penjajahan! Sempena bulan kemerdekaan ni, haram kan penggunaan barang jepon! Maksudnya, sebulan NO selipar jepun, NO movie jepon, NO Toyota, NO naruto, No toshiba lalala…(makan sushi dikecualikan sbb tu x dapat dielakkan..huhu)</span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><span style="color: rgb(132, 103, 215);"><span style="color: rgb(87, 254, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(246, 53, 138);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">5.0n merdeka nite..wish merdeka semoa org mcm wish birthday.. Tak paham ayat ni…Ok2! Sebagai contoh! Jumpa apek jiran, cepat2 wish “Selamat Hari Merdeka uncle Wong, minta angpau. ” ..dapat juga free angpau atau free kick Kankankan! </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><span style="color: rgb(132, 103, 215);"><span style="color: rgb(87, 254, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(246, 53, 138);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Harus buat taw! Mesti patriotic sikit..kalau lu tak buat, aku suruh<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"> Samurai</span> tu serang hang baru taw!</span></span></span></span></span></span><br /></div><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><span style="color: rgb(132, 103, 215);"><span style="color: rgb(87, 254, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(246, 53, 138);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">p.s : <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Samurai</span>=Warga yang pakai topeng H1N1!</span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(132, 103, 215);"><span style="color: rgb(87, 254, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(246, 53, 138);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 252, 23);">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</span><br /></span></span></span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-53830624519511739782009-08-17T00:27:00.005+08:002009-08-17T00:54:57.316+08:00Jangan Baca! Bahaya!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sog5pAkUqTI/AAAAAAAAAk4/aNQZbuwY_1U/s1600-h/free-sms-blueworld.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 244px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sog5pAkUqTI/AAAAAAAAAk4/aNQZbuwY_1U/s400/free-sms-blueworld.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370605932329085234" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br />Pada suatu hari…<br />Sambil termenung….<br />Saya memikirkan keadaan diri saya..<br />Adakah kehadiran saya…<br />Telah membawa sesuatu yang bermakna kepada ahli keluarga saya…<br />“Pit pit pittt!”…bunyi handphone nokia satelit saya berbunyi…<br />Oh rupanya sms dr adik kesayangan saya…<br />Sms tu berbunyi…<br /><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">“Semalam saya telah bermimpi yg Tuhan tgh mengira bilangan malaikat di surga, ternyata ada satu masalah besar...<br />Surga telah menjadi kecoh disebab malaikat yang paling murni dan baik telah hilang….<br />Sssshhhh…saya nak bagitaw awak satu rahsia dan tolonglah jgn bagitaw org lain…malaikat yang hilang tu sebenarnya tgh baca mesej ini sekarang…^-^ ”</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br />SMS tersebut telah menyebabkan hati saya tersentuh..<br />Apakah yang patut saya jawap…<br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">a. Terima kasih adik, awaklah malaikat tu sebenarnya..<br />b. Terima kasih adik, adiklah malaikat yg cantik sekali..<br />c. Terima kasih adik, akan abang simpan mesej ni selama-lamanya…</FONT><br />Oh… manakah harus saya pilih…<br />Pit Pit pittt..sms masuk lagi…<br />Sms tu berbunyi…<br /><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">“Beruang masin!~ adik salah hantar mesej, abang jgn pulak perasan malaikat tu abang..EEeeee..pleeaassselah.. Wokeh! Chow!"</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br />Apakah patut saya jawap..<br /><FONT COLOR="#F6358A">a. Bangsat kau! Putus terus hubungan adik-bradik!<br />b. Setan betol lah kau! B*b*! tut tUt tutt…<br />c. OKU! muka n badan macam badak sumbu yg extremely gemok!</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#FFFC17">P.s: Glossary:::: <br />Nokia satelit=Nokia 335O<br />Beruang Masin: Teddy Bear yang yang paling handsome keke</FONT></span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-38032916626612465592009-08-07T15:03:00.013+08:002009-08-07T22:57:27.135+08:00Erik...7.8.2006<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SnwDXtbZ_AI/AAAAAAAAAkw/G0-uMNhLHMU/s1600-h/8-monument2-450.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 265px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SnwDXtbZ_AI/AAAAAAAAAkw/G0-uMNhLHMU/s400/8-monument2-450.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367168561785207810" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#FFFC17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#8467D7">Erik..</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#57FEFF">You went far away to study again...<br />You graduated but I was not there to see...<br />You started to work and was so happy...<br />Then you collapsed and was in ICU for 32 days...<br />You never woke up...<br />Now you are gone forever...<br />you never even said "Goodbye"...<br />I know that life is not permanent but having and losing you make me sad...<br />Three years had passed and tears still linger...</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#F6358A">"I maybe laughing on the outside but I am crying in the inside"</FONT><br /><br /><FONT COLOR="#57FEFF"><FONT COLOR="#FFFC17">7.8.2006</FONT>.....Three year had passed Erik.. I still miss our friendship... -_-</span></span></FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#FFFC17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br />P.s:Special entry for my best ever friends..Erik...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-51535391666226755622009-07-28T18:26:00.003+08:002009-07-28T18:39:48.609+08:00Jumpa hantu lagi!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sm7TKL_3wKI/AAAAAAAAAko/2Y7fvtNNG5Y/s1600-h/hantu.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 383px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sm7TKL_3wKI/AAAAAAAAAko/2Y7fvtNNG5Y/s400/hantu.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363456378217676962" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#FFFC17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<FONT COLOR="#57FEFF"><br />P.s: Maaf <FONT COLOR="#F6358A">bah</FONT>, tak dapat taip <FONT COLOR="#F6358A">bah</FONT>, demam <FONT COLOR="#F6358A">bah</FONT>.. Tapi bukan demam VAVI <FONT COLOR="#F6358A">bah</FONT>..kenapa <FONT COLOR="#F6358A">bah</FONT>, Kenapa <FONT COLOR="#F6358A">bah</FONT> kau berubah(selit lagu stacy sikit ^-^)!!</FONT></FONT><br />P.s.sCepat komen <FONT COLOR="#F6358A">bah</FONT>, supaya saya sembuh <FONT COLOR="#F6358A">bah</FONT>!! bah bah bah!<br /><FONT COLOR="#FFFC17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT></span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com42tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-3307494701136406702009-07-22T19:39:00.004+08:002009-07-22T23:27:51.752+08:003 perkara yang korang tak tahu!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SmcvZF92tbI/AAAAAAAAAkg/BGiHpzUy74Y/s1600-h/16760480.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SmcvZF92tbI/AAAAAAAAAkg/BGiHpzUy74Y/s400/16760480.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361305989552715186" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#57FEFF">Watak: Kucing nama Suresh dan Kucing nama Shanti<br />Scene: aras bilik aku<br />Mangsa: habis buat bising, aku nak tido pun susah giler! Dahlah esok ader test!!<br />Masa : 1.20 AM<br />Konfrontasi antara dua kucing tu telah mewujudkan 3 teori bijak aku.. bijak kan(hah, aku nampak korang angguk, betol lah tu )<br />Ader 3 kemungkinan kucing tu gaduh..</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#FFFC17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<br /><FONT COLOR="#8467D7">✖a. Ejek mengejek dan gurau berlebihan<br />Shanti: kucing buangan !!! tak tahu malu punya kucing!! Miaw!! Miaw!! Kucing muka setan!! Miaw!!<br />Suresh: Oi minah, kau tu kucing kurap,, sial nya betina kurang ajo…miaw!!MIaw!! Miaw!!<br />Sambil tarik rambut , ehh salah ., tarik bulu hah..</FONT><br />✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<br /><FONT COLOR="#C58917">b. Test vocal nak masuk Cat Idol<br />Suresh: Gemilang itu semakin pasti ku gengam!!!! MIAW!! MIAW!!MIAW!!! Gementar harus jangan jiwaku harus bertenaga!!! Wooooooo…meowww!!!!!!!!<br />Shanti: You can stand under my Umbrella.. Miaw miaw mi mi mi( ala2 mcm Ella ella eh eh eh) ..Under my umbrellaaa…</FONT><br />✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<br /><FONT COLOR="#F6358A">c. Beromen<br />Paviti: Cepat lah bang, laju lagi… laju lagi..tUT TUT tTUUUTTTTT..----maaf, saya tak patut masuk teori ketiga ini!!</FONT><br />✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</span></span></FONT><br />P.s: kot laa ada tuan punya kucing shanti & Suresh kaler kelabu/hitam dok kat area asrama aku yg kehilangan kucing, jgn la laporkan ke balai berhampiran ek… kucing anda selamat di tempat yg baru… dan mungkin dia lebih bahagia di sana… hehehe…Unknownnoreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-8080018556542851912009-07-19T10:09:00.001+08:002009-07-19T10:14:16.094+08:00Makan Bangkai!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SmJ_amo1FVI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/_LFF08IxgRc/s1600-h/200951202_5cb20b757f.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SmJ_amo1FVI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/_LFF08IxgRc/s400/200951202_5cb20b757f.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359986601549436242" /></a><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#FFFF00"><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Cupin</FONT>: Dik, dik! Jom maen teka-teki!!<br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">Cipin</FONT>: Jom! Jom!…abang dulu!<br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Cupin</FONT>: Ok ok..Dalam banyak2 bangkai, bangkai ape yang boleh dimakan??<br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">Cipin</FONT>: Huhhh?? Pelik noh.. ermmmm…adeerkeh bangkai boleh di makan hah..<br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Cupin</FONT>: Aderlah, sedap jeh!<br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">Cipin</FONT>: Adik akun..pelah jawapannya??<br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Cupin</FONT>: Bangkai…..bangkai …BANGKAI AYAM!!! Keke<br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">Cipin</FONT>: Huh??##$%, abang giler keh ape, mane ade org makan bangkai ayam!<br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Cupin</FONT>: aderlah, selalu jual kat pasar malam hah.. semalam kan baru beli..<br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">Cipin</FONT>: Hah?! Tu bukan bangkai ayam lah… tu RANGKA AYAM lah bang oiiii..<br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Cupin</FONT>: Oh yekeh… dah tukar nama yeh ..tak perasan pulak..<br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">Cipin</FONT>: <FONT COLOR="#EAC117">STUPID PLUS PLUS btol!!! “-*</FONT></FONT></span><br /><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-60391308057731905562009-07-16T13:28:00.010+08:002009-07-16T20:10:27.779+08:00Jumpa Hantu!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sl67e7A9H_I/AAAAAAAAAkI/FLPy3wo4Bcw/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 330px; height: 356px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sl67e7A9H_I/AAAAAAAAAkI/FLPy3wo4Bcw/s400/1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358926746529636338" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"><font size="5">C</FONT></FONT><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">ite ni dicite oleh mat yg kerja sebagai ex-sekuriti di kilang.</FONT><br /><br />Pada satu malam 4 tahun yang lalu, ..semasa mat balik naek motor kul 12 pagi habis sif..<br /><br />Dia pun tak berapa ingat malam tu tapi yang pasti bila dia lalu satu simpang dekat hutan tebal, dia nampak seorang perempuan gemuk memakai baju batik putih(betol obesity! Tak tipulah!!) melambai2 di tepi jalan…<br /><br />Mat sgt kesian ngan pompuan sihat tu tetapi bila mat berhenti di tepi jalan nak bagi tumpang…keadaan sekeliling mat tiba2 berasa sejuk…seram giler....Pompuan tu tanpa ditanya dah pandai2 naek moto mat..(Erm..budi bahasa budaya kita???)..<br /><br /><FONT COLOR="#8467D7">Mat: Erm?? Dik??<br />Perempuan: Rumah kiter di atas bukit yang dekat dgn kuburan cina tu…</FONT><br /><br />Mat hanya mengangguk dan meneruskan perjalanan. Sepanjang perjalanan, bulu roma mat menegak bagaikan kawat puteri islam…<br />Mat bersuara: Dik tinggal sana keh?<br /><br />Perempuan tersebut langsung tak menjawap tapi rambutnyer yang bagaikan iklan model rejoice menyentuh bahu mat telah melajukan lg motor mat ..<br /><br /><FONT COLOR="#C48793">Tiba2 mat berasa pompuan yang aneh tu telah ghaib dari cermin sisi moto …tetapi moto tetap berasa berat seperti ader orang membonceng..</FONT><br /><br />Bila mat menoleh ke belakang tuk kepastian..<br /><br />Mat terkejut! Lalu berhenti sebab terkaku..<br /><br />Lepas 2 minit....<br /><FONT COLOR="#EAC117">Sambil meminta maaf, mat memapah balik pompuan gemuk yang jatuh tergolek ke belakang tu balik naek motor dan hantar balik rumah…</FONT></span></span>Tamat<br />✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<br />P.s: Pompuan gemuk tu bukan hantu..^-"✖Unknownnoreply@blogger.com46tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-23236893786707431132009-07-10T13:06:00.004+08:002009-07-10T13:39:11.607+08:00Cikgu Gaduh!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SlbTr8m9ixI/AAAAAAAAAkA/tkhOzj8hDUU/s1600-h/QUESTION.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 343px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SlbTr8m9ixI/AAAAAAAAAkA/tkhOzj8hDUU/s400/QUESTION.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356701558761163538" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">Cikgu</FONT>: Pelajar2 sekalian, ingat 1 + 1 = 2!<br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Man</FONT>: Cikgu! Cikgu! 1 + 1 ialah 1 lah cikgu!!<br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">Cikgu</FONT>: Huh? Man, sebagai contoh cuba tengok pensil ni, kalau 1 pensil tambah lagi satu pensil jadi 2 pensil kan..<br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Man</FONT>: tapi cikgu…<br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">Cikgu</FONT>: (budak ni, byk betol songeh!!)..yeh man, ader soalan lagi??<br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Man</FONT>: Cikgu! Sebagai contoh bila <FONT COLOR="#FFFF00">1 titisan air diletak di atas 1 kuali panas bersamaan dengan 1 kuali</FONT> kan cikgu!<br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">Cikgu</FONT>: erm.. (sambil lihat sekeliling kelas)..Man.. Sebagai contoh satu pemadam campur satu pemadam sama dengan 2 pemadam kan, Jadi 2 lah..<br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Man</FONT>: Cikgu! Cikgu! Sebagai contoh, <FONT COLOR="#FFFF00">satu titik air atas meja dicampur satu titik air lagi masi lagi satu titik air lah cikgu!!</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">Cikgu</FONT>: (Cuak..)Ermmmm….<br /> <FONT COLOR="#C11B17">Triiiiiingggggggggg!!!!!!!! >></FONT><FONT COLOR="#EAC117">Masa rehat</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">Cikgu</FONT>: Ok kelas, boleh p rehat sekarang…(Alhamdulilah, aku selamat!!!)<br /><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT></span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-30481336681005297532009-07-06T01:48:00.003+08:002009-07-06T02:24:37.086+08:00Emosionalisme!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SlDvJhRspAI/AAAAAAAAAj4/UgxZTq6B9gU/s1600-h/reza-tertawa-he-he-he.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 355px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SlDvJhRspAI/AAAAAAAAAj4/UgxZTq6B9gU/s400/reza-tertawa-he-he-he.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355042903773979650" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">▄▀▄Ha… ada story!▄▀▄</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Bebe</FONT>: Yam!! Kau sental tak ketiak kau semalam? Apasal macam ikan masin basi! Siap tercium dalam radius 10 meter!!<br /><FONT COLOR="#EAC117">Suriam</FONT>: Hoi! ketiak aku masam ker, berhutan ke, kau peduli ape..aku pon manusia jgak! Ada feeling!<br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Bebe</FONT>: Apasal tiba-tiba pulak emosionalisme ni!!<br /><br /><FONT COLOR="#EAC117">Suriam</FONT> dan <FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Bebe</FONT> dah tak bertegur dah..<br /><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br />Pesan ritz cuma satu, berpadalah2 dlm mengatakan sesuatu. Jangan keterlaluan sehingga menggangu-gugat keamanan & kesejahteraan orang laen..Okay..Chow! <br /><br /><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">P.s✖ Untuk maklumat, ketiak gue wangi yeh..kalau tak percaya, datang sini cium ketiak gue..^-^ betol kan kan kan!!✖</FONT> <br /></span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-29359575885723140622009-07-03T11:16:00.003+08:002009-07-03T12:00:27.767+08:00Mum Vs Sale!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sk2B8f3dyeI/AAAAAAAAAjw/jkKqFAFdklI/s1600-h/jualan-murah-sogo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sk2B8f3dyeI/AAAAAAAAAjw/jkKqFAFdklI/s400/jualan-murah-sogo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354078408359660002" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">▄▀▄Alkisah lah satu hari lagi…▄▀▄</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Mum</FONT>: Ichat oh ichat… turun jap…<br /><FONT COLOR="#F87431">Ichat</FONT>: Yeh mum, tgh tgk video ni, jap lagi saya turun .. naper??<br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Mum</FONT>: Ni hah, tadi mak nampak ada sale ni jadi mak belikan lah, muat tak ngan ichat ni??<br /><FONT COLOR="#F87431">Ichat</FONT>: (mesti baju lagi ni??) hah muat lah tu, berapa byk mum beli??<br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Mum</FONT>: 6 jeh dah murah kan..<br /><FONT COLOR="#F87431">Ichat</FONT>: 6!! Biar betol, byk nyer!!<br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Mum</FONT>: hah ialah, ader kaler putih, merah, hijau.. erm..<FONT COLOR="#FF00FF"><font size="5">pink</FONT></FONT> pun ader gak tapi pakai jeh lah <FONT COLOR="#FF00FF"><font size="5">pink</FONT></FONT> ni sebab dah sekali, takde org nampak pun nanti..<br /><FONT COLOR="#C48793">Disebabkan ayat mummy yang memusykilkan tu aku cepat2 turun ke bawah…</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#F87431">Ichat</FONT>: (terkejut dengan apa yg saya nampak) Mak!! <FONT COLOR="#F87431"><font size="3">BO…BOX…BOXER…</FONT></FONT>Eeee..mak ni, tahulah saya beli nanti, malunya kalau org tahu ni!! Jatuh water face karang!!<br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Mum</FONT>: yelah, dah mak nampak boxer kau dah ber*^$#%%%&*(tut tut tutttt..harus ditapis!!), hah cepat lah p try..nanti tak muat membazir jeh beli!!<br /><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT></span></span><br />P.s: Ichat itu bukan saya!!<br />P.s.s: Ichat tu bukan bukan saya!!!<br />P.s.s.s: Ichat tu bukan saya lah!!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-25132918065541094432009-07-02T10:22:00.004+08:002009-07-02T10:41:15.539+08:00Li pikir lah sendiri!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SkwdHdxthgI/AAAAAAAAAjo/9Zib6sitbDo/s1600-h/brain-health.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 330px; height: 396px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SkwdHdxthgI/AAAAAAAAAjo/9Zib6sitbDo/s400/brain-health.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353686071126099458" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#FF8040"><br /><font size="10">B</font>aru baru ni ader member saya cite pasal die menang main nombor, agak2 empat angka lah gak die menang..<br />One month later, dengan penuh semangatnya die menceritakan bagaimana die spen-der money…<br /><br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">RM2500✖</FONT>Sport rim keta yang berkilat menusuk mata!!<br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">RM1300✖</FONT>tempat duduk keta yg siap ada span lagi so duduk mcm terapung lah kot!!<br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">RM1200✖</FONT>Ekzos keta yang 5 km pun boleh dengar!!<br />Bla..bla…bla n other lah yang saya tak hingat lagi!<br /><br />Semalam tiba2 pulak die hantar sms..<br />A✖ Besok teman aku p kedai hp!<br />R✖ Apsal, hp kau rosak keh??<br />A✖ Nope, tlg aku carikan hp murah-murah tuk anak ku yah..<br />P.s:: Anything yang anda pelajari dari kisah ini? Munkin ada, dan mungkin tak ada apa-apa…terserah…<br /><br /></FONT></span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-746907830267780052009-06-30T12:03:00.005+08:002009-06-30T12:31:08.482+08:00My crazy students!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SkmUeumGObI/AAAAAAAAAjg/UlR82E2b1Oo/s1600-h/boy_read.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 315px; height: 370px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SkmUeumGObI/AAAAAAAAAjg/UlR82E2b1Oo/s400/boy_read.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352972887731354034" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="##F87431">▄▀▄Kes short stories▄▀▄</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#8467D7"><FONT COLOR="#EAC117">Cikgu</FONT>: Macam mana nak memartabatkan lagi Bahasa Malaysia??<br /><FONT COLOR="#C48793">Students</FONT>: Ajar Bahasa Malaysia dalam bahasa Inggeris cikgu!!<br /><FONT COLOR="#EAC117">Cikgu</FONT>: jahan^&%@%&!! Tut tut tutttt(terpaksa ditapis)</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#C11B17">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br /><br /><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">▄▀▄Kes long essay▄▀▄</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#FFFF00"><FONT COLOR="#EAC117">Cikgu</FONT>: Tomok!<br /><FONT COLOR="#C48793">Students</FONT>: Yes Teacher!<br /><FONT COLOR="#EAC117">Cikgu</FONT>: What is O!!<br /><FONT COLOR="#C48793">Students</FONT>: er..er..er… O is… er..<br /><FONT COLOR="#EAC117">Cikgu</FONT>: O is Oxygen lah, takkan O tuk Otak kau pulak!!!<br /><FONT COLOR="#C48793">Students</FONT>: (ala2 seruan zombie kampong pisang) Otak…Otak…Otak..oooo..<br /><FONT COLOR="#EAC117">Cikgu</FONT>: jahana%&$^&*) tut tut tutttt…..I quit!!!!<br />P.s: ni pasal ppsmi lah ni!!! takdelah aku quit, kang aku mengangur pulak!! </FONT><br /></span></span>✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖Unknownnoreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-6872676481577340792009-06-25T14:20:00.005+08:002009-06-25T14:34:54.038+08:00OMG! Berita Baik & Berita Buruk!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SkMZqHMCCSI/AAAAAAAAAjY/2M-ETDkjrqM/s1600-h/Presentation1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 399px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SkMZqHMCCSI/AAAAAAAAAjY/2M-ETDkjrqM/s400/Presentation1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351148993520994594" /></a><br />✖<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#8467D7">Ermm... aku ada berita baik, berita buruk and berita TV1 taw...<br />Berita baik ni malu sikit nak cakap..Tapi ermmm.... ok ok... saya rasa saya dah...KURUS! KURUS!Wah!!!..tu jeh pun berita baik nyer...(^-")<br /><br />Berita buruk nya pulak...<br />(eh eh jgnlah emosi dulu,korg blum abis baca lagi ni)<br />Saya Ritz terpaksa resting jap dari blogging sebab nak prepare thesis ...sedih kan kan kan...(sekarang baru boleh korang nangis keke)</FONT></span></span>✖<br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >P/s✖will be back on July!!(Dahlah menangis tu..)</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-42190992757754452462009-06-18T12:46:00.001+08:002009-06-18T14:17:41.670+08:00Taman Tergantung Babylon Malaysia??<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >♪♫Pat pat siku lipat,<br />Sarawak femes ngan kek lapis n lada putih..<br />Sabah femes ngan <FONT COLOR="#FFF8C6">mutiara</FONT> n kristal..<br />..tu lah kata orang tua zaman dulu♪♫ … ^-^</span></span><br /><br />✖<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#8467D7">Apepun, hari ni saya nak bawa semua blogger saya melawat Pasar Gantung Mutiara …apasal dikenali pasar gantung. Entahlah... nak komersial ala2 Taman Tergantung Babylon kot..(jgn korang percaya sgt teori aku!)</FONT></span></span>✖<br /><br />✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sjmjr7WzIAI/AAAAAAAAAjQ/DbI0Rx5SWqk/s1600-h/DSC00448.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sjmjr7WzIAI/AAAAAAAAAjQ/DbI0Rx5SWqk/s400/DSC00448.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348486007542194178" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#F6358A">✖selamat datang ke Taman tergantung eh2 salah.. Pasar gantung Mutiara✖</FONT></span></span><br />✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjmiWqSDjQI/AAAAAAAAAjI/qjxxADQSOLc/s1600-h/DSC00440.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjmiWqSDjQI/AAAAAAAAAjI/qjxxADQSOLc/s400/DSC00440.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348484542670015746" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#C58917">✖ade mutiara putih, mutiara pink, mutiara hitam...kepala org macam mutiara pun ade..^-^✖</FONT></span></span><br />✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjmhwTQqE1I/AAAAAAAAAiI/xgyPszv9OCQ/s1600-h/DSC00437.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjmhwTQqE1I/AAAAAAAAAiI/xgyPszv9OCQ/s400/DSC00437.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348483883655107410" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#FFFC17">✖Menarik perhatian aku untuk melihat setiap satu dan sekaligus menghadiahkan traffic jam dalam otak…pening..✖<br /></FONT></span></span>✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjmiWU1j7FI/AAAAAAAAAjA/tk-Ypvhv2JY/s1600-h/DSC00443.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjmiWU1j7FI/AAAAAAAAAjA/tk-Ypvhv2JY/s400/DSC00443.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348484536913357906" /></a><br />✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjmiWLzigsI/AAAAAAAAAi4/JSLZHedbNPM/s1600-h/DSC00444.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjmiWLzigsI/AAAAAAAAAi4/JSLZHedbNPM/s400/DSC00444.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348484534488957634" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#F6358A">✖Byk giler mutiara, siap boleh bawa mandi lagi...^-^✖</FONT></span></span><br />✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjmiV5rOl_I/AAAAAAAAAio/y9sZyrVKgfg/s1600-h/DSC00425.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjmiV5rOl_I/AAAAAAAAAio/y9sZyrVKgfg/s400/DSC00425.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348484529622259698" /></a>✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sjmhw7bTqxI/AAAAAAAAAig/PFO5usUpVNo/s1600-h/DSC00426.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sjmhw7bTqxI/AAAAAAAAAig/PFO5usUpVNo/s400/DSC00426.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348483894437194514" /></a>✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sjmhwoqc2-I/AAAAAAAAAiY/Ki2JzLDDHm4/s1600-h/DSC00428.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/Sjmhwoqc2-I/AAAAAAAAAiY/Ki2JzLDDHm4/s400/DSC00428.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348483889400437730" /></a>✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjmhwurQiqI/AAAAAAAAAiQ/uWh5ONKisEc/s1600-h/DSC00434.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjmhwurQiqI/AAAAAAAAAiQ/uWh5ONKisEc/s400/DSC00434.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348483891014437538" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#57FEFF">✖Pasar ni beza sikit dgn pasar lain sebab penuh dengan mutiara yang tergantung tp bukan manusia tergantung..tu dlm cite seram Thai jeh wujud..✖</FONT></span></span><br />✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjmhwA8NLZI/AAAAAAAAAiA/Jx8qU3jmqbU/s1600-h/DSC00438.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjmhwA8NLZI/AAAAAAAAAiA/Jx8qU3jmqbU/s400/DSC00438.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348483878737489298" /></a><br />✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<br />✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖<br /><br /><FONT COLOR="#F88017">Selain mutiara, Aku juga merupakan tarikan disitu bukan sebab aku kiut (perasan pulak), tapi org sibuk membeli, aku pulak sibuk klik klik..benggang gak penjual situ..</FONT><br /><br />p.s: Korang mesti mesti tak paham apa yg nak disampaikan berdasarkan tajuk. Kan, kan? Jadi, hantarlah segera comment sebelum masa mencemburui atau jeles kat korang..^-^Unknownnoreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-88087112553125756122009-06-15T14:26:00.006+08:002009-06-15T16:09:57.187+08:00keja lu melipat lah!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjXtwPNib2I/AAAAAAAAAh4/ABnoGhhOzFM/s1600-h/angry-woman.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 323px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjXtwPNib2I/AAAAAAAAAh4/ABnoGhhOzFM/s400/angry-woman.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347441545545150306" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><FONT COLOR="#FCDFFF">♥✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><FONT COLOR="#00FFFF">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖♥</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#8E35EF"><font size="5">L</FONT></FONT>ast Sunday.. pogram Jalan2 Cari Jeans telah dilaksanakan…<br /><br />Sambil jalan2 tu, saya pun masuklah satu kedai jeans yang agak “standard” gak..<br />Cari2 jeans tapi berkenan pulak ngan t-shirt purple yang tergantung..<br /><br />nak tanya tuk saiz m…tapi yang hampehnye, <FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">salesgirl</FONT> nyer busy pulak berborak kt ujung kedai…<br /><br />Saya pun mulalah cari saiz baju m tu di kawasan baju tersebut dilipat..<br /><br />Tiba2 salesgirl tersebut mula menghampiri saya dan mengeluar <FONT COLOR="#FF0000"><font size="5">kata mutiara</FONT></FONT> ini,<br /><br /><FONT COLOR="#8D38C9">Salesgirl</FONT>: Dik! Boleh tak adik jgn hamburkan baju sini sebab kami dah penat lipat dik, kan ada sampel baju ni digantung dik!<br /><br /><FONT COLOR="#F87431">Ritz</FONT>: (Dengan geramnya) Kak, boleh tak akak kerja sikit sebab akak ni makan gaji tuk layan customer bukan makan gaji kosong jeh..<br /><br />Meninggalkan kedai tu dgn sakit ati sekali & black list terus!!<br /><FONT COLOR="#F87431">♥✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FCDFFF">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖♥</FONT><br />P.s: sampai hari ni masi terbayang t-shirt <FONT COLOR="#842DCE">purple</FONT> tu…lawa nyer baju tu ahhhh!!<br /><br /></span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1482320685530360753.post-85341876029064689742009-06-11T10:14:00.005+08:002009-06-11T10:33:14.058+08:00Seluar dalam AKA spender...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjBqDRdMXXI/AAAAAAAAAhw/NkGukVI0qog/s1600-h/explicit+content.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 241px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_66npqc1lVc8/SjBqDRdMXXI/AAAAAAAAAhw/NkGukVI0qog/s400/explicit+content.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345889362146778482" /></a><br /><FONT COLOR="#52F3FF">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:trebuchet ms;" ><font size="5"><FONT COLOR="#FFFC17"><b>T</b></FONT></FONT>ajuk entry ni hanyalah pengalaman penulis semata-mata, tak ada kaitan dengan lucah yer ….^-^<br />Sehari sebelum esok, saya telah membuat kunjungan rasmi ke Giant tuk membeli tingkap(window shopping lah..)<br /><br />Setelah satu jam berlegar di Giant.. saya pun menamatkan lawatan rasmi ni, tetapi sebelum meninggalkan Giant, saya membuat lawatan terakhir saya dalam tandas giant di samping menyiapkan urusan rasmi di sana ..<br /><br />Alangkah terkejut nya saya biler saya terjumpa <font size="5"><FONT COLOR="#E42217"><b>seluar dalam merah</b></FONT></FONT> tergantung di paip basuh tangan…<br /><br />Disebabkan Culture Shock ini lah telah menyebabkan saya tidak meneruskan lagi urusan rasmi saya…no more business!!<br /><br />Semasa memandu balik, biler saya ternampak <FONT COLOR="#E42217">papan hotlink</FONT>… saya terbayang <FONT COLOR="#E42217">BENDA merah</FONT> tu..oh tidak!! -_-<br /></span></span><br /><FONT COLOR="#A23BEC">✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖</FONT><br /><FONT COLOR="#2554C7">P.s: Sudah tiba masanya kita menangani masalah ini sebelum terlewat. Fikir dulu sebelum buang, Jadikan amalan mengitar semula sebagai sebahagian hidup kita...♫♫ </FONT>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com20