Ritz's Dorm

Panduan Elakkan Dikacau Antuuuuu Waktu Tido...

2010-05-01T22:37:00.014+08:00

Tidur ramai2 lepas tu jgn tido paling tepi tapi pastikn tido di antara kawan2 korg tu, so yg kena sakat nanti adlh kawan korg kaaannnn..

Bawak tok sami ngan bomoh tido sekali, antu takut ngan 2 org ni, so takdelah alasan korg dikacau antu.

Letak gambo korg kat atas katil, korg tido bwh katil..so antu tu kacau gambar tu jer ar..korg boleh safe tido bwh katil..

Tido pakai kostum antu, kalau boleh pakai kostum yg lbh buruk dari antu, kemungkinan antu akan trauma bila nampak korg lagi buruk 10 kali ganda.

Last sekali, korg yang membaca ni jgn isau lah, korg takkan dikacau antu punya. Y?? sebab hantu takkan kacau geng nya sendiri..muka mcm antu korg ni kemunkinan besar mengkofiuskn antu2 tersebut..so dun worry babe..hiii.. ~~>joking hihi

P.s: Sorry everybody!! Baru cuti, so skrg saya ad lebih masa menulis blog utk anda semua..siapalah saya tanpa anda semua!!! ~~>badjet mcm salahbriti lah ni.

Miss Keh??

2009-11-29T12:10:00.004+08:00

Alkisah lah seorang dara yang cantik lagi rupawan tapi tahap kebodohannya agak kritikal, disebabkn tulah seeloknya dia dikenali Sunti telah menang Miss Kampung Kelapa 4 Tahun berturut selepas Mak Cik Goyah pencen dari pertandingan…

One day, Sunti pergi ke Kedai Pak Pesot tuk beli kelapa.

Sunti: Kelapa sebiji, tak nak kulit

Pesot: Buat aper kelapa ni Miss Sunti..

Sunti: Entah, bapa suh beli.

Pesot: Kelapa dah habis Sunti, kalau nak Sunti p lah panjat pokok kelapa tu, pak cik bg free.

Sunti pun dgn semangat panjat pokok kelapa tu bila terdengar perkataan FREE.

Pak Pesot dengan penuh berahi pandang ke atas, menikmati panorama hutan tebal yang berbukit bukau … kebetulan emak Sunti lalu kedai Pak Pesot selepas balik dari forum gossip..Dengan terperanjat mak sunti menjerit melihat anaknya panjat pokok kelapa.

Emak: Suntiiii!! Dia orang nak tengok seluar dalam kau!!

Sunti: Ye ke mak?. Er.. Er.. Takpe mak!(Sunti menjerit balik) Sunti tak pakai seluar dalam pun!

Sangat Kesian !!!

2009-11-23T16:27:00.000+08:00

Ayah: adik, cepat! Selamatkan diri sebelum gunung satu lagi meletup!!

Adik: tapi ayah, ayah macam maner?? Adik tak boleh pergi tanpa ayah!!

Ayah: PERGI !!!! Saya kata PERGI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Badan adik dah berpeluh-peluh. Lava yang berwarna putih meletus tegak tinggi. Menggelegak. Blup, blup, blup..

Lereng-lereng runtuh satu persatu. Adik kena cepat. satu gegaran yang kuat seakan gempa bumi. Adik terjatuh dan hampir-hampir saja termasuk dalam kawah yang besar…

Lautan lava putih di bawah makin lama makin meninggi. Lava putih tersebut diikuti oleh lava berwarna merah…blurp..blurp… Adik jerit, "Ayah!!" Tapi ayah terus dtelan oleh lava putih.Adik lompat dari satu batu ke satu batu dan akhirnya sampai di satu kawasan rata. Di tepi dinding gua tu ada satu lubang hitam kecik. Di situ, adik masuk untuk menyelamatkan diri…

Arghhhh!!! Jerit Pesot dengan gigihnya memicit Jerawat yang dah cukup masak depn cermin… Pesot menahan kesakitan yang amat sambil memicit sehingga lah keluar cecair kaler puti dan darah..GIGIH sekali!

Blogger jadi Model Jepun!

2009-11-21T14:59:00.001+08:00

Waduh! Waduh! Dah lama beta tak mengupdate blog beta ni tapi tetap bersyukur sebab tetap ramai peminat (erm..ada fan keh??) tak enti2 melawat blog I ni..sebenarnya bukannya aku x ad idea but i balik bersekolah so very2 busy…but I ttp syukur gak sebab sem ni dapat gak dean list lagi ke 6 haha..ok straight to my crazy writing..

!!Pencarian Model Malaysia bermula!!

1. Korang nak jadi model? Kebetulan, kebetulan sahaja, kitaorg mencari model untuk tuk antar ke Jepun!!

2. Muka korg mestilah meletop! Extreme Super Duper Ultra Hard High tip-top dan mantop!

3. Mesti pandai! EXAM mesti markah 100% (kalau BM 30%, Sejarah 20%, Math 30, Bi 20% hasil tambah semua =100%.erm.. boleh lah jugak!)

4. Yang kureng menepati criteria atau tak MEMENUHI syarat then akan MEMENUHI tong sampah mickey mouse I, sorry to say.. U Rejected!

5. If selected, kitaorg akan jadikan korang model full time, part time merangkap cleaner dan korg boleh jadi femes macam Richeal Phil atau Amber China. Betul, Betul, Betul!

6. Jika korang fikir korang layak (katakan YES dalam hati), hantar kan ke….malaysiancleaner@cleaner.com

P.s: Oh yah, P Jepun tak ada life insuran ok!! Sb Jepun tu selalu ada raksasa, nanti kalau terperangkap dalam pertempuran Ultraman dan raksasa, insuran tak tanggung k!! self service k!!

Tema: Jalan Raya Sesak( tak sesak sebenarnya bu-wekk)

2009-10-10T23:50:00.003+08:00

Nantikan tema seterusnya ya, pokok-pokok besar.

2009-10-10T23:45:00.000+08:00

2009-10-10T23:40:00.000+08:00

Cuba Elakkan Baca!!

2009-09-20T14:47:00.015+08:00

Versi Petronas

Aiman: Ayah, ni burung aper?
Ayah: Ni burung murai...
Aiman: Burung aperr??
Ayah: Burung murai
Aiman: Burung aper????
Ayah: Burung murai sayang...
Aiman: Burung aper....
Ayah: Burung murai nakk...

Versi Siput pulak(Ehsan SMS )..

Aiman: Ayah, ini Siput apa?
Ayah: Siput babi sayang...
Aiman: Siput apa?
Ayah: Siput babi nakk..
Aiman: Siput apa?
Ayah: Siput babi
Aiman: Siput apa?
Ayah: Siput babi...
Anak: hehehehe(anak gelak gelak pulak)....Siput apa?
Ayah: SIPUT LA.....BABI! SIAL!!!!!!!!

Versi MAK Saya

Anak: mak, tu burung ape?
Mummy: Burung Murai, nakk.
Anak: Burung ape?
Mummy: Burung Murai.
Anak: Burung ape?
Mummy: Burung Murai.
Anak: Burung ape, mak????
Mummy: EEEEeeee!!!! BURUNG BAPAK KAU PANDAI !! TULI BETOL!!! BIKIN GERAM!!!!!!!
Anak: Burung Bapak??? (Bila umo aku 18 bulan baru paham maksud ibu)..

Esok nyer saya tanya mak soalan sama tapi telur apa pulak...
jawapan mak sama dengan dialog atas cuma perkataan burung tu change to telur...
do u get it...)-_-(
P.s:::::burung ayah tu maksudnya burung murai binatang kesayangan ayah punya..ish ish ...kau jgn pikir benda laen pulak! sumpah kau jadi peti ais karang ....

Raya! Raya! Jom p Kuburan!

2009-09-12T18:05:00.005+08:00

Khabar semua? semoga jauh dari selesma VAVI! First time letak gambo beta kat blog ni hah...tu pun eklusif tuk raya edition jeh kekeke..
Besalah low profile jeh ...
-hah? ape?? Muka i mcm lelaki terkiut sensasi....bio betol!! hehe ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖ Raya ni pulak, tajuk entri saya nak tulis pasal p kubur, bukan cite antu lah! Waktu Raya jeh, confirm menjengah kubur kan.. dah nama setahun sekali, mesti korg selalu konfius kubur mane korg nak ziarahi sebab semua kubur sefesyen jeh design nyer! apa kata korg try proposal i ni....
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2. Korang tempahlah papan tanda atau buat banner sendiri lg mudah.. lagi cheap...letak nama arwah dan colour biar terang sikit macam oren menyala atau glow in the dark keh??
3. Lebih senang, buatlah satu kaunter pertanyaan kat kubur, kalau ramai orang, buat lah sistem giliran nombo macam kat bank tu kan...
4.Last sekali, khidmat tourist guide atau nama komersial sikit "kubur guide".. tanya jeh dia, biar dia yang tunjukkan jalan...macam pekerja hotel tu lah!

Amacam? pintar tak i huhu!

P.s: apa yang penting? Kejesame! Apeee yang penting? Kejeeeeeesame! wonderpet! Wonderpet!
P.s.s : Apa yang penting? Buku agama!!!! Apa yang penting? Solat bersama!!!! Wonderpet pun boleh bawa kiter ke jalan yang benar...kan kan kan...

P.s.s.s: SELAMAT HARI RAYA KEPADA SEMUA BLOGGER!!

Wat u should do! U should...

2009-08-27T19:09:00.000+08:00

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Perkara yang perlu anda buat untuk sambut KEMERDEKAAN MALAYSIA!! Bukan sunat! Tapi Wajip!
1.Tak kisahlah keta pinjam, keta sewa, keta rosak, keta sorong, keta api, keta kebal… semua korg wajip letak bendera!

2.Selebret Merdeka ni setaraf ngan raya, so kalo esok merdeka, cepat2lah tukar sofa baru, peti ais, tv plasma, pinggan, pasu, pagar umah, lampu Kristal..lalala..dan gf baru> Ops! typing error!

3.Jahit kostium merdeka. Especially kaum India, beli siap 10 meter kain! Nak gulung badan buat sari guna 10m kain tu entah cukup ke tak? Apelagi sedozen anak=120 m kain!

4.Anti penjajahan! Sempena bulan kemerdekaan ni, haram kan penggunaan barang jepon! Maksudnya, sebulan NO selipar jepun, NO movie jepon, NO Toyota, NO naruto, No toshiba lalala…(makan sushi dikecualikan sbb tu x dapat dielakkan..huhu)

5.0n merdeka nite..wish merdeka semoa org mcm wish birthday.. Tak paham ayat ni…Ok2! Sebagai contoh! Jumpa apek jiran, cepat2 wish “Selamat Hari Merdeka uncle Wong, minta angpau. ” ..dapat juga free angpau atau free kick Kankankan!

Harus buat taw! Mesti patriotic sikit..kalau lu tak buat, aku suruh Samurai tu serang hang baru taw!

p.s : Samurai=Warga yang pakai topeng H1N1!
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Jangan Baca! Bahaya!

2009-08-17T00:27:00.005+08:00

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Pada suatu hari…
Sambil termenung….
Saya memikirkan keadaan diri saya..
Adakah kehadiran saya…
Telah membawa sesuatu yang bermakna kepada ahli keluarga saya…
“Pit pit pittt!”…bunyi handphone nokia satelit saya berbunyi…
Oh rupanya sms dr adik kesayangan saya…
Sms tu berbunyi…
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“Semalam saya telah bermimpi yg Tuhan tgh mengira bilangan malaikat di surga, ternyata ada satu masalah besar...
Surga telah menjadi kecoh disebab malaikat yang paling murni dan baik telah hilang….
Sssshhhh…saya nak bagitaw awak satu rahsia dan tolonglah jgn bagitaw org lain…malaikat yang hilang tu sebenarnya tgh baca mesej ini sekarang…^-^ ”
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SMS tersebut telah menyebabkan hati saya tersentuh..
Apakah yang patut saya jawap…
a. Terima kasih adik, awaklah malaikat tu sebenarnya..
b. Terima kasih adik, adiklah malaikat yg cantik sekali..
c. Terima kasih adik, akan abang simpan mesej ni selama-lamanya…
Oh… manakah harus saya pilih…
Pit Pit pittt..sms masuk lagi…
Sms tu berbunyi…
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“Beruang masin!~ adik salah hantar mesej, abang jgn pulak perasan malaikat tu abang..EEeeee..pleeaassselah.. Wokeh! Chow!"
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Apakah patut saya jawap..
a. Bangsat kau! Putus terus hubungan adik-bradik!
b. Setan betol lah kau! B*b*! tut tUt tutt…
c. OKU! muka n badan macam badak sumbu yg extremely gemok!
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P.s: Glossary::::
Nokia satelit=Nokia 335O
Beruang Masin: Teddy Bear yang yang paling handsome keke

Erik...7.8.2006

2009-08-07T15:03:00.013+08:00

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Erik..
You went far away to study again...
You graduated but I was not there to see...
You started to work and was so happy...
Then you collapsed and was in ICU for 32 days...
You never woke up...
Now you are gone forever...
you never even said "Goodbye"...
I know that life is not permanent but having and losing you make me sad...
Three years had passed and tears still linger...
"I maybe laughing on the outside but I am crying in the inside"

7.8.2006.....Three year had passed Erik.. I still miss our friendship... -_-
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P.s:Special entry for my best ever friends..Erik...

Jumpa hantu lagi!!

2009-07-28T18:26:00.003+08:00

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P.s: Maaf bah, tak dapat taip bah, demam bah.. Tapi bukan demam VAVI bah..kenapa bah, Kenapa bah kau berubah(selit lagu stacy sikit ^-^)!!
P.s.sCepat komen bah, supaya saya sembuh bah!! bah bah bah!
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3 perkara yang korang tak tahu!!

2009-07-22T19:39:00.004+08:00

Watak: Kucing nama Suresh dan Kucing nama Shanti
Scene: aras bilik aku
Mangsa: habis buat bising, aku nak tido pun susah giler! Dahlah esok ader test!!
Masa : 1.20 AM
Konfrontasi antara dua kucing tu telah mewujudkan 3 teori bijak aku.. bijak kan(hah, aku nampak korang angguk, betol lah tu )
Ader 3 kemungkinan kucing tu gaduh..
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✖a. Ejek mengejek dan gurau berlebihan
Shanti: kucing buangan !!! tak tahu malu punya kucing!! Miaw!! Miaw!! Kucing muka setan!! Miaw!!
Suresh: Oi minah, kau tu kucing kurap,, sial nya betina kurang ajo…miaw!!MIaw!! Miaw!!
Sambil tarik rambut , ehh salah ., tarik bulu hah..
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b. Test vocal nak masuk Cat Idol
Suresh: Gemilang itu semakin pasti ku gengam!!!! MIAW!! MIAW!!MIAW!!! Gementar harus jangan jiwaku harus bertenaga!!! Wooooooo…meowww!!!!!!!!
Shanti: You can stand under my Umbrella.. Miaw miaw mi mi mi( ala2 mcm Ella ella eh eh eh) ..Under my umbrellaaa…
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c. Beromen
Paviti: Cepat lah bang, laju lagi… laju lagi..tUT TUT tTUUUTTTTT..----maaf, saya tak patut masuk teori ketiga ini!!
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P.s: kot laa ada tuan punya kucing shanti & Suresh kaler kelabu/hitam dok kat area asrama aku yg kehilangan kucing, jgn la laporkan ke balai berhampiran ek… kucing anda selamat di tempat yg baru… dan mungkin dia lebih bahagia di sana… hehehe…

Makan Bangkai!!!

2009-07-19T10:09:00.001+08:00

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Cupin: Dik, dik! Jom maen teka-teki!!
Cipin: Jom! Jom!…abang dulu!
Cupin: Ok ok..Dalam banyak2 bangkai, bangkai ape yang boleh dimakan??
Cipin: Huhhh?? Pelik noh.. ermmmm…adeerkeh bangkai boleh di makan hah..
Cupin: Aderlah, sedap jeh!
Cipin: Adik akun..pelah jawapannya??
Cupin: Bangkai…..bangkai …BANGKAI AYAM!!! Keke
Cipin: Huh??##$%, abang giler keh ape, mane ade org makan bangkai ayam!
Cupin: aderlah, selalu jual kat pasar malam hah.. semalam kan baru beli..
Cipin: Hah?! Tu bukan bangkai ayam lah… tu RANGKA AYAM lah bang oiiii..
Cupin: Oh yekeh… dah tukar nama yeh ..tak perasan pulak..
Cipin: STUPID PLUS PLUS btol!!! “-*
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Jumpa Hantu!!!

2009-07-16T13:28:00.010+08:00

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Cite ni dicite oleh mat yg kerja sebagai ex-sekuriti di kilang.

Pada satu malam 4 tahun yang lalu, ..semasa mat balik naek motor kul 12 pagi habis sif..

Dia pun tak berapa ingat malam tu tapi yang pasti bila dia lalu satu simpang dekat hutan tebal, dia nampak seorang perempuan gemuk memakai baju batik putih(betol obesity! Tak tipulah!!) melambai2 di tepi jalan…

Mat sgt kesian ngan pompuan sihat tu tetapi bila mat berhenti di tepi jalan nak bagi tumpang…keadaan sekeliling mat tiba2 berasa sejuk…seram giler....Pompuan tu tanpa ditanya dah pandai2 naek moto mat..(Erm..budi bahasa budaya kita???)..

Mat: Erm?? Dik??
Perempuan: Rumah kiter di atas bukit yang dekat dgn kuburan cina tu…

Mat hanya mengangguk dan meneruskan perjalanan. Sepanjang perjalanan, bulu roma mat menegak bagaikan kawat puteri islam…
Mat bersuara: Dik tinggal sana keh?

Perempuan tersebut langsung tak menjawap tapi rambutnyer yang bagaikan iklan model rejoice menyentuh bahu mat telah melajukan lg motor mat ..

Tiba2 mat berasa pompuan yang aneh tu telah ghaib dari cermin sisi moto …tetapi moto tetap berasa berat seperti ader orang membonceng..

Bila mat menoleh ke belakang tuk kepastian..

Mat terkejut! Lalu berhenti sebab terkaku..

Lepas 2 minit....
Sambil meminta maaf, mat memapah balik pompuan gemuk yang jatuh tergolek ke belakang tu balik naek motor dan hantar balik rumah…Tamat
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P.s: Pompuan gemuk tu bukan hantu..^-"✖

Cikgu Gaduh!!

2009-07-10T13:06:00.004+08:00

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Cikgu: Pelajar2 sekalian, ingat 1 + 1 = 2!
Man: Cikgu! Cikgu! 1 + 1 ialah 1 lah cikgu!!
Cikgu: Huh? Man, sebagai contoh cuba tengok pensil ni, kalau 1 pensil tambah lagi satu pensil jadi 2 pensil kan..
Man: tapi cikgu…
Cikgu: (budak ni, byk betol songeh!!)..yeh man, ader soalan lagi??
Man: Cikgu! Sebagai contoh bila 1 titisan air diletak di atas 1 kuali panas bersamaan dengan 1 kuali kan cikgu!
Cikgu: erm.. (sambil lihat sekeliling kelas)..Man.. Sebagai contoh satu pemadam campur satu pemadam sama dengan 2 pemadam kan, Jadi 2 lah..
Man: Cikgu! Cikgu! Sebagai contoh, satu titik air atas meja dicampur satu titik air lagi masi lagi satu titik air lah cikgu!!
Cikgu: (Cuak..)Ermmmm….
Triiiiiingggggggggg!!!!!!!! >>Masa rehat
Cikgu: Ok kelas, boleh p rehat sekarang…(Alhamdulilah, aku selamat!!!)
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Emosionalisme!!

2009-07-06T01:48:00.003+08:00

▄▀▄Ha… ada story!▄▀▄
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Bebe: Yam!! Kau sental tak ketiak kau semalam? Apasal macam ikan masin basi! Siap tercium dalam radius 10 meter!!
Suriam: Hoi! ketiak aku masam ker, berhutan ke, kau peduli ape..aku pon manusia jgak! Ada feeling!
Bebe: Apasal tiba-tiba pulak emosionalisme ni!!

Suriam dan Bebe dah tak bertegur dah..
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Pesan ritz cuma satu, berpadalah2 dlm mengatakan sesuatu. Jangan keterlaluan sehingga menggangu-gugat keamanan & kesejahteraan orang laen..Okay..Chow!

P.s✖ Untuk maklumat, ketiak gue wangi yeh..kalau tak percaya, datang sini cium ketiak gue..^-^ betol kan kan kan!!✖

Mum Vs Sale!

2009-07-03T11:16:00.003+08:00

▄▀▄Alkisah lah satu hari lagi…▄▀▄
Mum: Ichat oh ichat… turun jap…
Ichat: Yeh mum, tgh tgk video ni, jap lagi saya turun .. naper??
Mum: Ni hah, tadi mak nampak ada sale ni jadi mak belikan lah, muat tak ngan ichat ni??
Ichat: (mesti baju lagi ni??) hah muat lah tu, berapa byk mum beli??
Mum: 6 jeh dah murah kan..
Ichat: 6!! Biar betol, byk nyer!!
Mum: hah ialah, ader kaler putih, merah, hijau.. erm..pink pun ader gak tapi pakai jeh lah pink ni sebab dah sekali, takde org nampak pun nanti..
Disebabkan ayat mummy yang memusykilkan tu aku cepat2 turun ke bawah…
Ichat: (terkejut dengan apa yg saya nampak) Mak!! BO…BOX…BOXER…Eeee..mak ni, tahulah saya beli nanti, malunya kalau org tahu ni!! Jatuh water face karang!!
Mum: yelah, dah mak nampak boxer kau dah ber*^$#%%%&*(tut tut tutttt..harus ditapis!!), hah cepat lah p try..nanti tak muat membazir jeh beli!!
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P.s: Ichat itu bukan saya!!
P.s.s: Ichat tu bukan bukan saya!!!
P.s.s.s: Ichat tu bukan saya lah!!!

Li pikir lah sendiri!!

2009-07-02T10:22:00.004+08:00

Baru baru ni ader member saya cite pasal die menang main nombor, agak2 empat angka lah gak die menang..
One month later, dengan penuh semangatnya die menceritakan bagaimana die spen-der money…

RM2500✖Sport rim keta yang berkilat menusuk mata!!
RM1300✖tempat duduk keta yg siap ada span lagi so duduk mcm terapung lah kot!!
RM1200✖Ekzos keta yang 5 km pun boleh dengar!!
Bla..bla…bla n other lah yang saya tak hingat lagi!

Semalam tiba2 pulak die hantar sms..
A✖ Besok teman aku p kedai hp!
R✖ Apsal, hp kau rosak keh??
A✖ Nope, tlg aku carikan hp murah-murah tuk anak ku yah..
P.s:: Anything yang anda pelajari dari kisah ini? Munkin ada, dan mungkin tak ada apa-apa…terserah…

My crazy students!!

2009-06-30T12:03:00.005+08:00

▄▀▄Kes short stories▄▀▄
Cikgu: Macam mana nak memartabatkan lagi Bahasa Malaysia??
Students: Ajar Bahasa Malaysia dalam bahasa Inggeris cikgu!!
Cikgu: jahan^&%@%&!! Tut tut tutttt(terpaksa ditapis)
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▄▀▄Kes long essay▄▀▄
Cikgu: Tomok!
Students: Yes Teacher!
Cikgu: What is O!!
Students: er..er..er… O is… er..
Cikgu: O is Oxygen lah, takkan O tuk Otak kau pulak!!!
Students: (ala2 seruan zombie kampong pisang) Otak…Otak…Otak..oooo..
Cikgu: jahana%&$^&*) tut tut tutttt…..I quit!!!!
P.s: ni pasal ppsmi lah ni!!! takdelah aku quit, kang aku mengangur pulak!!
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OMG! Berita Baik & Berita Buruk!

2009-06-25T14:20:00.005+08:00

✖Ermm... aku ada berita baik, berita buruk and berita TV1 taw...
Berita baik ni malu sikit nak cakap..Tapi ermmm.... ok ok... saya rasa saya dah...KURUS! KURUS!Wah!!!..tu jeh pun berita baik nyer...(^-")

Berita buruk nya pulak...
(eh eh jgnlah emosi dulu,korg blum abis baca lagi ni)
Saya Ritz terpaksa resting jap dari blogging sebab nak prepare thesis ...sedih kan kan kan...(sekarang baru boleh korang nangis keke)✖

P/s✖will be back on July!!(Dahlah menangis tu..)

Taman Tergantung Babylon Malaysia??

2009-06-18T12:46:00.001+08:00

♪♫Pat pat siku lipat,
Sarawak femes ngan kek lapis n lada putih..
Sabah femes ngan mutiara n kristal..
..tu lah kata orang tua zaman dulu♪♫ … ^-^

✖Apepun, hari ni saya nak bawa semua blogger saya melawat Pasar Gantung Mutiara …apasal dikenali pasar gantung. Entahlah... nak komersial ala2 Taman Tergantung Babylon kot..(jgn korang percaya sgt teori aku!)✖

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Selain mutiara, Aku juga merupakan tarikan disitu bukan sebab aku kiut (perasan pulak), tapi org sibuk membeli, aku pulak sibuk klik klik..benggang gak penjual situ..

p.s: Korang mesti mesti tak paham apa yg nak disampaikan berdasarkan tajuk. Kan, kan? Jadi, hantarlah segera comment sebelum masa mencemburui atau jeles kat korang..^-^

keja lu melipat lah!!

2009-06-15T14:26:00.006+08:00

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Last Sunday.. pogram Jalan2 Cari Jeans telah dilaksanakan…

Sambil jalan2 tu, saya pun masuklah satu kedai jeans yang agak “standard” gak..
Cari2 jeans tapi berkenan pulak ngan t-shirt purple yang tergantung..

nak tanya tuk saiz m…tapi yang hampehnye, salesgirl nyer busy pulak berborak kt ujung kedai…

Saya pun mulalah cari saiz baju m tu di kawasan baju tersebut dilipat..

Tiba2 salesgirl tersebut mula menghampiri saya dan mengeluar kata mutiara ini,

Salesgirl: Dik! Boleh tak adik jgn hamburkan baju sini sebab kami dah penat lipat dik, kan ada sampel baju ni digantung dik!

Ritz: (Dengan geramnya) Kak, boleh tak akak kerja sikit sebab akak ni makan gaji tuk layan customer bukan makan gaji kosong jeh..

Meninggalkan kedai tu dgn sakit ati sekali & black list terus!!
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P.s: sampai hari ni masi terbayang t-shirt purple tu…lawa nyer baju tu ahhhh!!

Seluar dalam AKA spender...

2009-06-11T10:14:00.005+08:00

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Tajuk entry ni hanyalah pengalaman penulis semata-mata, tak ada kaitan dengan lucah yer ….^-^
Sehari sebelum esok, saya telah membuat kunjungan rasmi ke Giant tuk membeli tingkap(window shopping lah..)

Setelah satu jam berlegar di Giant.. saya pun menamatkan lawatan rasmi ni, tetapi sebelum meninggalkan Giant, saya membuat lawatan terakhir saya dalam tandas giant di samping menyiapkan urusan rasmi di sana ..

Alangkah terkejut nya saya biler saya terjumpa seluar dalam merah tergantung di paip basuh tangan…

Disebabkan Culture Shock ini lah telah menyebabkan saya tidak meneruskan lagi urusan rasmi saya…no more business!!

Semasa memandu balik, biler saya ternampak papan hotlink… saya terbayang BENDA merah tu..oh tidak!! -_-

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P.s: Sudah tiba masanya kita menangani masalah ini sebelum terlewat. Fikir dulu sebelum buang, Jadikan amalan mengitar semula sebagai sebahagian hidup kita...♫♫

Mummy.. tu lah PENTDRIVE!!

2009-06-08T14:43:00.006+08:00

✖Alkisah lah satu hari…✖
Mum: Ichat(Nama manja kat umah..), gambar2 hari tu dah simpan blum?
Ritz: Dah letak dalam pentdrive, mum..
Mum: pentdrive tu aper??
Ritz: Ni hah..(sambil tangan tunjuk kat pentdrive tu)
Mum: Muat kah gambar dalam tempat kecik tu?
Ritz: Muatlah mum, semua gambar tu dah saya simpan dalam ni hah..
Mum: Huh?? Keciknya tu, macam mana ‘pandrif’ tu boleh muat semua gambar??
Ritz: Pentdrive ni macam almari mum, boleh simpan gambar, video pun boleh macam VCD lah jugak.
Mum: Video pun muat?? Bukan VCD lagi besar dari pandrif tu, mcm mana boleh muat pulak.
Ritz: Ermm.. Tu macam VCD dijadikan keciklah mum.. Surat yang di email uncle hari tu pun masuk pentdrive ni.
Mum: Huh?? Surat tu macam mana boleh masuk dalam pandrif pulak?? Digulung kah?
Ritz: (tak terkata…)
Mum: Eh eh, tak payah lah masukan semua gambar dalam pandrif tu, nanti sempit dalam pandrif tu, comot nanti gambar tu.
Ritz: (makin confuse..) -_-
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P/s: Keesokan hari mummy saya tanya soalan sama tapi bukan pasal "pandrif" lg tapi ttg memori kad pulak...

P/s: sorry baru update blog, julai ni agak busy sikit ngan FYP(final year project)..bukan project dalam bilik yeh huhu

Pengemis?? Damn no...

2009-06-02T13:04:00.018+08:00

Bab Satu♪
✖Pagi tadi ketika saya membeli tembikai di pasar Besar Tawau, saya dihampiri oleh seorang pengemis lelaki... pengemis itu menyodongkan tangan meminta sedekah dari saya...
I : Dik, saya jalan jauh dari Batu Payung dan tiada duit tuk makan. Mohon minta sikit duit tuk makan dik..
S : (Serius keh? kurus kering mcm ni jalan dari Batu Payung? Tu 10 batu jauhnyer! ah.. sudahlah..) Hm.. yah.. Ini Pak Cik.. ni jeh ada..
I : Terima kasih banyak Dek..✖

Bab Dua♫
✖Semasa naik tangga ke tingkat atas terjumpa pulak seorang ibu mengendong babynya turun bertentangan arah, ibu tu tgh angkat byk barang...
I : Maaf dik,kesian saya dik sbb kehabisan duit tambang, boleh mintak sedikit duit tambang?
S : (Ai? Bawa berkilo2 brg pun mintak duit?? Shopping kat pasar sampai takde duit tambang keh??) … Ni mak cik, gunalah apa yang perlu ..
I : Terima kasih banyak dik.. Semoga dibalas oleh Tuhan.✖

Bab Tiga♫♪
✖Lepas 5 minit...Seorang pemuda indon yang tempang kakinya menghampiri saya..
I : Mohon bantuan a’.. saya kelaparan.. butuh uang buat makan
S : (Ya ampun.. ada lagi.. ) …

Saya pun meninggalkan dia, tapi karena kesian, saya kembali, melihat dia terduduk di pinggir jalan sambil menyandar di tiang elektrik (Waduh, dramatik sekali!!). Lalu saya menghampiri, dan memberikan wang.
S : Ini Pak, tolong segera bapak pakai buat makan. Bapak lapar kan?
P : Terima kasih a’, semoga Tuhan membalas perbuatan aa’.✖
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P/s: Result dah kuar, so happy coz get my fifth dean list♥!! Thank God! ♥^-^♥

Girl dah kalah?? Damn no...

2009-05-28T14:38:00.003+08:00

Semalam, p Watson jap beli berus gigi, ternampak satu pasangan melayu "IDEAL"..tp yg peliknya boifren pulak yg menerangkan TONER dan FOUNDATION mana yang match tuk girlfriendnyer ala2 pakar kecantikan jeh bfnyer

Adakah BFnyer tu kategori lelaki metroseksual??
sehinggakan gfnya pun tak seadvance bfnyer dalam aspek facial...

...Rasanya kalo bertambahnya lelaki metrosexual dlm dunia ni.. kaum wanita terpaksa bersaing ngan lelaki yg mementingkan "kecantikan" diri..& adakah gal dah kalah spt apa yg saya perhatikan??

Spa, Facial, Slimming, Manicure, Pedicure.. yg dulunyer hanya dibuat oleh org perempuan sekarang da bertumpu pada org lelaki juga...

Cth perbualan pasangan metrosexual ..

Suami 1 : Yang minggu ni I tak bleh keluar ngan u.. i ade facial la yang...

Suami 2 : Yang yang.. bulan ni I terpaksa bagi u duit belanja kurang sikit la.. i nak gi spa n facial la.. kulit da kasar ni....

Lelaki 3 : Sayang.. bulan ni u tak yah la beli u punya makeup bnyk sgt eh.. i nak kena top-up scrub n moisturizer I la yang... budget lari la...

Lelaki 4 : Yang.. sape bukak foundation baru I ni.. i tak suker la cam ni...

Lelaki 5 : Yang bleh pinjam moisturizer tak ? I punya da abis la yang..

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Isteri :Waduh! mcm mana nak jimat ekonomi rumah tangga ni dah laki bini sebuk jaga kecantikan diri nanti anak2 kebelur lak tak makan (Dalam hati bini)

P/s: Pesan saya kepada lelaki yang sebegini jangan melampaui batas,sekiranya anda lelaki sejati anda pasti tahu bagaimanakah rupa dan gaya lelaki sejati yang sebenar selagi tidak melampaui batas agama

Fat girl?? Damn yes...

2009-05-26T13:04:00.000+08:00

One day… semasa membeli sate… telinga saya yang agak penyibuk ni terdengar perbualan antara ibu (sgt vogue) & daughternya (sgt XXXL)…

Anak: Ibu, ibu, nak tambah lagi sate ayam, lapar lagi lah ibu…

Ibu: Sudah! Kau tak sedar diri lagi keh yang badan kau dah besar, kalau terus badan macam ni, jangan harap ada orang nak pinang kau…

Anak:.... (-_-)
Apasal skrg ni ramai org fobia dgn GUMUK??? Org GUMUK ni xcantek ke…

Bagi saya menarik aper! Kalau mereka pandai menjaga apperance, saye pernah nmpk wanita berbadan besar yg pandai berfesyen..hehe.. kagum giler la..! Perempuan hot bukan sebab badannya, tapi sebab dressingnya…^-^

Bagi mereka yg kategori CHUBBY, ingat dalam hati diorang tak ingin perubahan keh?.. menipulah kalau kata tak nak… mana ada satu manusia pun yang puas dengan apa yang dia ada... am i'm right?

Bagi saya, tak semua CHUBBYsize tu xlawa.. ramai yang I jumpe some of them mmg menitikberatkan ketrampilan diri... pandai bergaya, n yg paling penting dorang semua ni kelakar .. kalau xde orang yg mcm ni x hapenning... sesetengah mereka berusaha keras nak dapatkan shape yng di inginkan but selainnya mmg berserah... dah Tuhan nak jadikan mcm ni terima je lah... tp apa2 pun sokongan n pujian harus diberi pd mereka2 yg sentiasa nakkan perubahan..

P/s: Bro, klu ingin menyukai seseorang, janganlah pada rupa tetapi pada hatinya!!

Thank You to my 40 followers!!

2009-05-24T16:14:00.000+08:00

Click here for the pics codes
I don't have any award to giv but just simply thank you for taking the time to follow my blog...
Keep on blogging my friends!!
P/s: To all my follower do care to email me your address, coz wanna send u from Sabah souvenir hehe (ritz_phil@yahoo.com)

Men cry?? Damn no...

2009-05-19T14:03:00.001+08:00

Seorang sahabat menangis di hadapan saya mengatakan dia tidak ingin hidup lagi sebab putus cinta...

You know what.. jijik dan geli adalah reaksi saya...

Bila cinta putus...
Wanita menangis....memang patut coz wanita adalah makhluk emosi...
Lelaki menangis....itu adalah makhluk lemah sebab air mata lelaki bukan murah harganya untuk dibuang begitu sahaja...

... Wanita hari ini meninggalkan kamu adalah lebih baik, sebab tidak mustahil dia meninggalkan kamu esok. Bukankah lebih baik ditinggalkan hari ini daripada esok, sebab esok cinta makin dalam, kalau ditinggalkan of coz lebih sakit...

P/s: Sorang lelaki bersedih dengan tidak menitiskan air mata tetapi sedang menangis di hatinya adalah definisi lelaki sejati bagi saya...

Malaysia Blogger's Days??

2009-05-15T15:26:00.000+08:00

I was thinking last night,.. I read a lot Malaysian blogs (I mean a lot!) but so sad I only can read their handwriting but cannot meet them in person to n see them in person.....
Have you ever wonder???
If...
If only we had Malaysian Blogger's Days....
So that...
We can all meet our virtual blogger in one place...
we can meet them in one time...
We can sit down and have a coffee with them...
we can ask them how can they create such a great blogs to read....
we can appreciate n simply said thanks you for creating a blog for me to read...
Just simply thanks you....
I writing not to to get popular but instead want to encourage you to take a moment to comment another blogger and to thank them for something that you’ve appreciated about what they’ve done lately....

Richeal Phil @ Ritz...

P/s: I was thinking this idea because....er er errrr... I oledi fall in love with some of the handwriting of their blogs.... really touched with the blog.....

SEND YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD
BLOGGER A LITTLE TOKEN OF THANKS.

Please dont read this!!: 13/05/2009

2009-05-13T14:54:00.001+08:00

Richeal: Oh Abg blogspot, Hari ni tercatatlah lah satu sejarah yg memalukan dalam hidup sayer!! Arggggh!!!!

Blogspot: Sejarah?? apa sejarah pulak??

Richeal: Ade lah..malu ah nak cite!!

Blogspot:Cite ah, kan member! janji tak bagitaw org laen punya lah..no hal lah bro!

Richeal: Ok janji yeh! Citenyer mulanya macam ni, hari ni ingat nak p KFC try wifi guna psp, saje nak tunjuk psp lah tu hehe...

Blogspot: Lepas tu?

Richeal: So saya pilah counter dulu order X-meal yang ader twister tu...Lepas tu, hang tahu... tapi hang janji dulu jgn ketawa yeh!

Blogspot: Yeap..wokie...ah cepatlah sambung !!!

Richeal: Ok2! Lepas dah dpt dapat order, saya angkat lah dulang p meja saya... semasa cat walk ke meja saya tu..step by step---->kerdebok!! Dengan tak penuh voughnyer saya ngan dulang tu terjatuh sekali...ahhh!! imaginelah berapa ramai penonton waktu tu, dahlah siaran langsung!!! kalau masuk wayang confirm box office.. uwaaahh!!!!!

Blogspot: Ai? macam mana boleh jatuh pulak??

Richeal: lantai licin punya pasal lah... ai malangyer!! Dengan pantas nyer saya mengangkat kepala yang dah dicemari arang ni keluar dari KFC tu, sumpah tak masuk kfc tu tuk 2 tahun lagi !!

Blogspot: Oh yekeh... jap yeh..nak p tandas jap,...(semasa blogspot dalam tandas)--->WAKAKAKAKKAKakakakaka!!HUHUHUhu! HEHEHhehehe!kakakaka!!!!!!!

P/s:
Masa KEJADIAN: 11.40am
tpt KEJADIAN: rahsia!
Pemerhati KEJADIAN: 2 org makcik yang tgh menikmati chezzy wedges & yg laen tak ingat!!
Kesan KEJADIAN: Trauma KFC... -_-

0 Star Hotel

2009-05-13T14:26:00.000+08:00

have u ever thinks of ZERO star hotel?? I have.. when i saw the sign board "Rumah Penumpangan Jalan XXX" ..wat really scare me is i saw many sexy young teenager gal wandering around the hotel door... I mean wat the hell r they doing there around 1.00am.. ?? my gosh.... i just drive pass by then...so sick of watching them!!

Misi N Visi Cuti Sem: Nak dpt 6 pack!!

2009-05-12T12:29:00.000+08:00

Takde maknanya 6pack tu, huhu bukannya 6 pack ah just wanna keep fit n healthy jeh.. tu terlebih sudah kalau 6 pack... ACTUALLY i want to start to control my diet and keep fit... sejak kaki stretch injure gara2 sparring taekwondo January lalu, bersukan memang stop terus, hampir 4 bulan ah jugak rest supaya injure tu pulih..sepanjang 4 bulan tu tido, makan, belajar, tido, makan, belajar, internet, tido, makan, tido, makan...etc hasilnya ONE GIANT PACK!! eh eh, jgn konfius pulak, x lah giant sgt pun, bdn masi normal ngan ketinggan lagi lah(nak cover sikit huhu) cuma naek 3.9 kg jeh... Yang penting sekarang cuti 2 bulan ni, saya Ritz akan berikrar memastikan badan saya tak ada celah bantal yang berlebihan lagi! Tu ikrar seorang perwira kekeke .. tp the interesting part is, semasa surf internet, jumpa satu video interesting, hanya buat 8 minit setiap hari jeh dapat 6 pack.. betolkeh? HARUS cuba ni!!

P/s: Idea nak kuruskan kan badan ni muncul kt otak selepas tgk The Biggest Loser...imaginelah pesertanya boleh ilang sampai 200 kg !! If i lose 2 kg pun susah haha

Speanding 5 Hour to read almost 50 blogs!!

2009-05-11T14:29:00.000+08:00

Spending 5 hours to read other people blogs!! am i crazy or what!! AAAAAAAhhhhhh!!!! But who care, I love to read about their ways of lifes anyway especially yang funny kerek one!! Anyone who know blogs about gadget??? PLEASE!! If u tell me, i will give .... adalah...hehehe

BlogWatcher: Aku ->Pelukis<-(5/5)

2009-05-11T13:37:00.000+08:00

Visit The BLOG!!

CREATIVE AND FASCINATING pics a simple words to describe this blog!! jarang sekali kiter boleh jumpa blog Malaysia yang mempamerkan kekreatifan artistik yang sgt tinggi tuk ditonjolkan dalam sesuatu blog...High-resolution art works scanned from the author brains.. Dengan kunjugan pelawat mencecah 5 angka.. Blog ini adalah sgt2 sesuai diberi 5 bintang...

About Author...
" Aku bukan manusia serius. Aku amat suka meconteng , mengeja-geja buku dan menonton wayang lebar. Jangan tertipu dengan wajah baik aku. Sebab mulut aku kadang2 amat jahat dan nakal sekali "---------enough statement to describe the brain of the author in viewing things in new ways or from a different perspective...^-^

Yang menarik tentang blog ni, kebanyakan pics nyer adalah berkaitan ngan gambar abstract.. setiap gambar tu memang byk teka teki... biler i tanya member yang kerja bhgn photographer ttg ape tu abstak, jawapanya pun abstark gak iaitu : "art that reject representation and have no starting- or finishing-point in nature" aku pun buat2 paham jeh lah tp yang penting I like the abstract kind of pics!! tahniah diucapkan kpd penulis blog ini kerana menghasilkan blog yang CoMel(sorry ah tak reti nk describe sbb bukan org seni) ni haha!! memang comel perghh..

BlogWatcher: Dunia Sebelah Zara (4/5)

2009-05-11T11:51:00.000+08:00

ViSit The BlOg Now!!

A blog that show the creative and critical thinking of the writer... Blog ni memang lawak giler!! Harus dikunjungi!! Dengan follower yang telah mencapai 3 angka so memang layak lah blog ni diberi 4 star dari 5 star...Uf u notice every entry menggunakan ayat yang kreatif mewakili sesuatu contohnya chicken chop = ayam cincang and bla bla bla... The writer really think out of the box!! Cool babe...
Criteria given by BLOGWATCHER!!

1. Have a Point
--Terlalu byk blog kat malaysia ni yg dijadikan online diary but shafaza blog not only reflect about his diary but more into fantastically interesting life, she had become fantastically popular doing this...

2. Design
--Design is simple but creative... that enough for me!

3. Talk to her reader
--If someone takes the time to read your blog and leave comments, you can spare 5 seconds and at least say thank you and that were done by shafaza!!. If I leave comments on your blog and you don’t at least acknowledge my existence, I leg it to another blog...that for sure haha..

4. Blog Frequently
--Up to date blog, each day will have a new FRESH post!! More often she capable of posting to her blog, the better off she will be. Daily is always best!! Setiap hari post benda baru, memang tak kekeringan idea ah babe ni..RESpek yoh!!

5. Brainstorm headlines
--Tajuk entry merupakan refleksi pertama penulis blog tp sayang that rest of us haven’t been blessed with such skills... Some of the headlines of shafaza kind of out of the entry.. that why i cannot leave a star in this aspect.. I mean some not all okay!! jgn konfius pulak!! kang kena karate oleh penulis blog ni huhu...
With this i award this blog:

Yeap, I love to read Malaysian Blogs!!

2009-05-11T11:24:00.000+08:00

I am a BLOGWATCHER (Malaysia Blogger)

My friends always ask me, y every time i open my laptop. I must surf other people blog.... not like my friends which spend more time on their friendster, facebook or myspace..yeap... Simple answer... I am a BlogWatcher... I READ people blog then if I find it is interesting, I appreciate the blog by adding COMMENT...^-^

Nasi kerabu punya hal!!

2009-05-07T18:29:00.000+08:00

Ni nak cite sikit, ader member sayer ni, setiap malam jeh makan nasi kerabu, every dinner makan nasi kerabu!! sakit ati jugak tgk, sedap sgt keh nasi kerabu tu.. for me, nasi kerabu ni sesuai makan hari rabu jeh sebab tu kan dipanggil Nasi-Ke-Rabu kan kan kan!!.. lain hari makan lah nasi laen kan..tak kisah lah makan nasi kejumaat keh, nasi kesunday keh atau nasi kemonday keh yg penting bukan nasi kerabu, kang jadi otak tukar biru baru taw,
tp member ni memang otak blue pun huhu.. ^-^

Welcome to my club...

2009-05-07T17:28:00.000+08:00

Necktie+Gift Box= RM 16.00..budget ok pergh..

Necktie bersempena tema cintailah alam sekitar kite

Today I would like to welcome a new member in my Ritzphil Necktie Otai Club... His name is Uncle Hijau Leno..huhu poyoh jeh bagi ucapan.. apa yang penting ialah hari ni my mummy belikan saya necktie baru, taklah mahal sgt tapi amat bermakna sebab my mummy yang give(sebab benda free gak lah hehe)..She know that my hobbies were collecting necktie just like my dad who also love to collect things but setem lah.. For me, the design necktie come first cause the unique is the key in buying necktie for my collection.. entah berapa byk dah necktie dalam koleksi saya tapi 1st time dapat jenama Leno, sebelum ni padini, john master, giorgo armani etc sampailah ke necktie kedai rm5.oo pun ader.. price second matter..design 1st.. dgr kata member saya leno ni kualiti tak berapa tapi design smart,,. i agree with him... huhu... ader sesiapa nk jual necktie atau nak campak keh...bgtaw sayer jeh ok!! Peace!!

Coursemate+best + giler2= Fauziah Salleh

2009-05-06T17:17:00.000+08:00

From left: Din Poyoh, Tom Cruise@Ritz Phil, FAUZIAH SALLEH, Rad Jari Kecik..

Brad Pitt@Ritz Phil and Fauziah Salleh

Huh so long already i left behind this blog... ni gara2 exam punya hal lah ni so dont be angry with me, p marah exam tu especially si exam yang bernama Instrumental Analytical Chemistry, so so susah!! dahlah soalan byk out of syllabus (pandai2 jeh aku assume out of syllabus huhu)... Anyway the second friend dlm blog i want to introduce is Miss Fauziah Salleh..Bukan Fauziah Lattif yeh..senang jeh nak diffrentiate 2 fauziah ni, seorng hitam byk, seorg lagi putih byk huhu..jgn marah yeh yah(taw kau akan bc post ni)... Fauziah ni memang sporting giler.. kutuk setinggi gunung everest pun dia tak terasa sbb dia tak kecik hati coz hatinya selebar saiz badannya wakakaka ..acah jeh huhu.. Ok ok seriously dia memang baik sgt and lawak gak terutama bab bab cakap english ni, Fau mmg hebat dalam mengkombinasikan slang kelantan ngan english UK..hehe contohnya Canada boleh jadi Kanedeh.. wakaka tp beta mmg respect giler lah dye ni sbb dia mmg sgt bekerja keras tuk memperbaiki dirinya! All the best! Yang penting sekarang dia ader bf gaji 4 angka+kerja oversea+tinggi+ensem lah gak+org kelantan(satu negeri la)etc.. tulah tak boleh duduk diam sbb nak kahwin cepat dan dpt 10 anak kembar... betol pergh..hehe...above all..thanks for becoming my friends..really appreciate it ...^-^

P/s: Pembetulan, badan Fauziah taklah besar sgt seperti disebut dalam entry..badan nyer standard size jeh...segala kesilapan amatlah dikesali...uwahh

Argh!!! Exam Scram and Stress!!!

2009-04-26T08:03:00.000+08:00

This wat happrn at my Univ now kekeke...same things happen to me also !! tension lol!

StuDy WeEk..stop blogging for a moment ..sorRy

2009-04-17T10:38:00.000+08:00

INSANITY IS DOING THE SAME THInGs OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND EXPECTING DIFFERENT RESULT..tHat the way I'm study..dont follow it if u cannot cope this techniques..

Lights off or on, nothing we do will make much difference.

2009-03-28T12:21:00.000+08:00

Earth Hour?? Apelah???

I go to supermarket, people asking about earth hour, go to atm, earth hour lagi, listen to radio, earth hour lagi…..Now, everyone asyik talking about Earth Hour… My gosh.. I dunno what do u think about this, I think it just some propaganda about how to make other ppl to follow the environmentalist to shut down for one hour. Its not that I totally disagree BUT do you think this one hour will give some aspect of kesedaran to the people on earth..mommy suh tutup lampu pun malas kan..., If I shut down for one hour, then wat about the next hour, the next next hour or simply I said wat about the rest 8759 hour in the year. After the 28 march, I bet the people just doing back their normal thing like nothing happen on 28 and still smoke to pollute the earth, still cut down the trees, workshop masi lagi buang minyak itam di longkang… like yesterday never happen.

However, I hav to agree that by doing this campaign, Malaysian akan lebih sedar apa yang telah terjadi kepada bumi kter sekarang, sekurang2 rakyat boleh menyumbang sst yang boleh membantu bumi kiter yang makin binasa ni.... (Erm… jumpa sampah kt bandar, hang kutip tak??…)

One more things, by doing poster and banner about earth hour.. you need to cut down the tree to do it..then wat happen to the banner after 28, masuk dustbin keh? One more thing, if you using candle on that night lagilah pollute our earth cause in order to get the same light from candles as you would from 1 typical 60 watt light bulb you would put 20 times more Carbon Emissions into the Environment... how does this reduce our carbon footprint?

Now think about this, do you participate in Earth Hour because you really care for the earth or you think it's cool because everyone's doing it? Don't be a hypocrite, do it because you care!You can do your part by using grocery bags instead of plastic bags. I actually know one dude who doesn't use plastic bag when it's not necessary. Yeah, ONE only.Lastly, please loop Turn Off the Lights by Nelly Potato Furtado as loud as you can and contribute to noise pollution during that hour so other people will turn off their lights as well k...I've done flaming. Please do your part to save Earth by not flaming me. It generates heat.

I asking u not to follow “Earth Hour” but follow “Everyday Earth Hour”, maksudnya earth hour bukan 28 march jeh tapi 29, 30 n seterusnya..nak jeh kuar bilik, tutup terus semua suis …Even basuh baju pun, gunalah tangan jeh jgn guna washing machine ulak ..it will save more energy..believe me dude…

Motherhood (Top Seven Best Mom)

2009-03-20T13:49:00.000+08:00

Today, i show your 7 images showing how tenderly (most) mothers care for their young ones. Siap susun ranking dah, dari gambo 1 sampai 7 ikut turutan untuk ibu yang paling penyayang...Sememangnya kasih sayang ibu mengatasi segala-galanya di dunia... semua mesti setuju ngan aku kan .... Termasuk lah gambar kat bawah ni...We start we the first pics...perghh..comel gler anak nyer...

Diikuti oleh...

Wah.. ibu harimau pun sayang anak nyer..terharunyer..

........no 7

Yang ni i have no comment pulak...hampe betol...

Creative ways to express your love…

2009-03-20T13:31:00.000+08:00

Leave all behind the roses, card or chocolates, there is more creative and funny ways to show your in love together with you partner. Simple. Just go to the nearest T-shirt store and design shirt like above pictures… Orang dari 10 km jauh pun boleh nampak baju tu…dah taw korang berpasangan, tak yah heboh sini, heboh sana metro sini, kosmo sana haha… Sape nak dating ngan aku pun, sponsor ah dulu baju macam ni untuk aku… keke(syok sendiri...).. Summary yer... Teknik berdating sekarang dah semakin berubah..so kalau nak buat special sikit percintaan tu, boleh jeh design baju macam ni kan... takde hal punya lah ...^-^

Entry Relaxkan Minda...

2009-03-15T19:51:00.000+08:00

1- erm,nk ckp cket neh kat awak.. bce NO 5
2- Mmmm..cmne ek nk ckp? Bce je la NO 8
3- nk taw ekh?erm,bce NO 9
4- huh,drpd pning bek bce jap NO 15
5- cmne ek nk ckp.. NO 17 je k..
6- kite nk ckp skg tp lbh bek bce NO 16
7- kite akn ckp tp bce dlu NO 2
8- yg kite nk ckp neh simple jek..tp bce dlu NO 4 k?
9- tak payah la b’debar2 cm2..cme bce jap NO 18
10- Blom lg la..bce NO 19 ye..
11- da pnt ekh? Bce jap NO 13
12- sbnrnye kite nk ckp klu….(ah bce no 3 la)
13- tgl cket jek lg bce NO 20
14- argh,pnt neh..bce NO 1
15- adush,dah pning dh ni.. bce la NO 6
16- lorh,msh ta phm lg kew? Bce NO 12
17- ades,nk ckp neh..bce NO 7
18- kite taktau klu awk phm..tlg bce NO 10
19. Baca NO 11 dgn tenang ye..nt awk akn taw..
20- oke2,skg kite ckp..bce NO 14, tp slow2

Cite ttg calon2 tapak kaki sinderela…(Entry X rasmi)

2009-03-11T17:41:00.000+08:00

Unknown Tapak Kaki Label Xppm..

Dalam kebosanan Putera Makhota Ahmad Saiful dari negeri Pontian Zealand mendengar kuliah yang extremely BOSAN… akhirnya pembantunnya yang dikenali Merlin Ritz Ensem+ Comel telah berjaya menangkap gambar tapak kaki sinderella yg dijodohkannya untuknnya..tetapi tapak kaki tersebut tidak diketahui sape tuannya..dengan itu bermula pengembaraan PM Ahmad Saiful mecari tapak kaki tuannya, dengan hanya dibantu gambo tapak kaki tersebut adakah putera buangan tersebut dpt mencari jodohnnya…Setelah putera mencari dari pontian hinggalah ke tpt yg terindah di dunia iaitu Tawau Zealand akhirnya beliau telah berjaya ringkaskan 5 calon tapak kaki tersebut… Marila kiter discuskan calon-calonnya dgn diskripsi tentang ciri tapak kaki diorg….
Sheila …Tapak kaki penuh dengan permata made from plastic(kalau boleh kaki tu pun diperbuat permata plastic jugak)---Calon A

Nurain …Tapak kaki penuh ngan rantai mcm rantai motor, tapi rantai yang berbunyi ah…ala2 bollywood ---Calon B

Radhiah… Tapak kaki saiz baby semut, baby semuat yang berumur 2 saat…(X sesuai jugak) --- Calon C

Fauziah…Color tapak kaki beza gler!! Macam ying dan yang… -- Calon D

Pikah….Er????? Ape nk kata yah? Ah tapak kaki selalu bogel lah(maksudnya kosong ah, jgn pikir benda laen pulak)---Calon E

Soalannya sape kah tuannya tapak kaki tersebut... Putera Makhota Ahmad Saiful very very stress skrg mencari tuannya sebab pontian island kekurang zuriat buat masa ni huhu...

Cite ni hanyalah fiksen semata-mata...khas untuk release tension jer...jgn serius sgt pulak percaya cite ni yeh...

Entry ini akan didelete selepas 3 hari...Hanya untuk tontonan umum sahaja .. U..sowy
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Sleeping beauty cat version....

2009-03-10T00:47:00.000+08:00

My teddy bear!!

Lubang idup tu coverlah sikit..malu per...

posisi tido paling menghairahkan...

Ops..mak kau terkejut!!

I am type of guy who easily adorable to cat.. haha .. cannot tahan myself to see their cutess!!! It is hard to resist the cuteness of a little fluffy creature that roll up on your knees and purrs from joy... There are friends that don like to bother us except dinner lah.. dinner time jeh memang tepat kat bawah meja makan tu minta sedekah haha... One nasihat from me if u want to get a cat..If you would like to become a cat's owner you should remember that you can never become its master. Cats can share their intimacy with you only if it considers that you deserve trust. You can neither buy cat's soul, nor impress it with things you have. But once you gained the confidence of a cat - it will prefer your company to any other in the world. What other relations can give us such a reliability, faithfulness and encouragement?..right!! Kalau jumpa kucig tepi jalan tu, jangan lah sepak... bagi ar makanan keh kalau ada... kesian taw, kucing tu ada anak 5 ekor lagi tu nak jaga... renung2 kan lah huhu Which u think is the cutest sleeping cat amongs all...!!

Siap ada bantal busuk lagi ^-^

Comel jugak!

Pergggghhh...comel gler!!

Hah! Tangkap basah huhu..

Attention: After a several research done, it is believe that by looking all this cat pictures will release 70% of your tension...tipo jer huhu...

Greatest moment during Sport!!

2009-03-06T15:45:00.000+08:00

Neck Tie Fanatic!!

2009-02-24T12:56:00.000+08:00

Dunia fanatic necktie, that what I want to consider myself, orang laen sibuk kumpul setem, coin, anak patung, key chain and bla bla bla…. As for myself, my passion still for necktie.. tak kisahlah from Rm5 necktie to hundred over necktie, it its attract me, I grap it… wat so special about this necktie, well first sebab dye panjang dan slim kot… berbanding setem tu dalah pendek, kontot dan lebar macam ‘SXXXXX’(Teka ah sendiri, takut dikarate kang..),,keke… Secondly maybe it design different from other, cute dan comel macam ‘RXXZ @ RIXXXAL PHXX’ (yang ni takyah teka dah taw dah sape…huhu), the necktie more simpler more special lol,!! Third..repeat step one to two reason lol(malas nak tulis panjang sbb mengantuk..ZZZzzz).. sape nak gadai necktie nyer bagitaw jeh lah yeh,, maybe I want to bought it, tapi harga pun aderlah diskaun persahabatan sebanyak 70% lah yeh kekeke… dah, p maen tepi, nak tido ni…Zzzzz

Something about my best friends (Reu Snoppy)

2009-02-22T23:26:00.001+08:00

Well, wat to say about this gal(siap bagi warning lagi suh aku sebut pasal dye dlm blog aku, no hal lah hehe )!! Firstly, she is my best friend at high school, kind of exclusive member of RICstJ4 group lah (exclusive keh???)… haha I still remember that day, we called Cynthia si tiang lah keke… eh cite pasal Cynthia pulak… ok ok back to the point, Michele Tang AKA Reu Snoopy become my best friend around form 2 or form 3 oledi, forget lah Michele, aku ingat ivy jak sebab tahi lalat nya hehe.. Full name is Michele Tang … or simply called Reu Snoppy sudah!! we have known each other since we were form 2/3. If I were to describe how she looks, I would say she is kind of pretty kot(kembang lah lubang idung tu dipuji sikit! hehe). She is not very tall but not short either and she is quite slim… she and I are always talking or laughing about something…(gossip lah, tapi aku xminat gossip ni, budak baek sikit hehe). Snoopy has a very nice personality and a wonderful sense of humor but she can also get a little depressed from time to time. I can always count on her to be honest and to give me the best advice.. We pray a lot for each of our friends, that the best part I like about my friendship!! She now studying at UK for biomedicine,still contact by facebook (siap mengutuk aku lagi di facebook!)… I am lucky that we complement each other so well and that we get along so well. I hope that our friendship will continue and be just as strong after we graduate from univ. Hope her wont forget us when abroad, one more things,,, hey Michele, ingat balik Malaysia.. mimpi nak kahwin orang UK pulak budak snoopy ni hehe… Above all, Thanks God cause God given us this friendship. Never forget it!! GBU!!---dh settle...

Shuffle itu seni!!

2009-02-22T22:27:00.000+08:00

Pelbagai cara dilakukan oleh remaja kota untuk mengekspresikan diri dan perasaan mereka. Salah satu daripadanya ialah tarian shuffle bersama kumpulan masing-masing dan tarian ini dilihat semakin popular di Malaysia. Tarian yang bermula di kalangan remaja Melbourne, Australia pada sekitar lewat 1980-an ini merupakan kombinasi antara muzik elektronik rancak serta gerakan tubuh yang dinamik khususnya pergerakan pantas antara tumit dan jari kaki. Walaupun bermula sebagai satu aktiviti underground di Australia, tarian itu mula mendapat tempat dan tersebar ke seluruh dunia apabila didedahkan oleh sebuah akhbar negara itu dan kemudiannya memasuki Internet terutama menerusi laman web YouTube. Ada maklumat menyatakan tarian shuffle di Malaysia mula dipopularkan oleh Apek Whuut, seorang DJ yang menubuhkan kumpulan shuffle pertama di Malaysia kira-kira dua tahun lalu.Diharapkan tarian itu dapat menarik lebih ramai golongan muda melibatkan diri mereka daripada membuang masa dengan kegiatan yang tidak berfaedah seperti merokok dan melepak.

3 straight day watch midnight movie!!

2009-02-01T10:29:00.000+08:00

1st day: Underworld 3: rise of Lycan (12.oo am) CS, JB

I had to say that watching vampire and werewolf fight is one of my most intresting part. But as for this movie, i had to say that is not so good but at least it is better than average. It is just simply for entertainment. Comparing to the previous two movie, i think the other two is much more better. The movie is quit straight forward nothing special. Its kind of fun to watch two different sides fighthing for their rights. With add on effect like blood and some brutal move.. cool... but one more things, the vampire in this movie i more like human rather than vampire, only Viktor look like really vampire..

2nd day: Red Cliff 2 (1.30 am) CS,JB

Lah, we arrive around 12 am, forget to check the schedule at internet(kind of silly)... Consider no interesting movie on that day except Red Cliff 2 at 1.3o am, terpaksa lah jugak beli red cliff... nak menunggu nyer tu dari 12 am ke 1.3oam macam menunggu sebulan... !! AH!!! But the movie is not disapointing.. i mean it's a great movie with great effect and strategy...The Film tries to be smart..showing you the strategies and the individual character's intellect.. A lot of ppl die in this movie... keep wondering..when a character from another movie dies.u feel his pain,u sorry for him,u feel how great noble he is..but in this show..u feel none...many great leader are just looking to waste their life here... takde perasaan kot aku ni, tp tgk titanic, satu baldi pulak air mata ku keke.. kalau nak ajak tgk sekali lagi, boleh jer, kalau sponsorkan tiket wayang lagi lah aku suker!!
huhu.. but make sure you understand their complex chinese tradition analogies first...

3rd Day : Sifu and Tongga (11.55 pm) CS, JB

Ingatkan dah tak nak tgk dah tapi memandang cite ni jeh tinggal blum tgk, terpaksalah beli.. OMG, this story so simple and nothing special pun, semua lawak tu dah expired dah.. nabil pulak berlakon dengan aksi yang dah besa tgk dah... Saiful Apek pulak trend berlakon macam tu jeh...sama jeh dari cicakman1 sampai lah cite ni, x ubah2. Seriously, versi cite ni sama jeh dengan cite apek sebelum ni. daraipada letak wayang, baik letak kat cerekarama tv3. lagi laku kot.. tapi on the bright side, cite ni sesuai lah bawa kuarga tgk, boleh jugak merapatkan silaturahim(saje nak jadi baek sikit keke)...

Fourthday cannot watch movie oledi lol, because dah bankrap keke

Nokia N-series 810

2009-01-23T14:32:00.000+08:00

Maut Movie (2009)

2009-01-19T16:14:00.000+08:00

Last saturday was so boring... so i wit my classmate plan that we go to CS just to watch movie.. My friends said that they want 2 watch Maut a malay movie... For me, i dun care wat movie it is as long as i can watch movie on that day.... Ramai jugak p tgk movie tu, movie baru besalah.... Yang menarik nya cite ni terbahagi kepada 3 bahagian... tak boleh cite lebih, kang tak suspen pulak... Tapi seriuosly movie ni memberi kesedaran yang banyak.. bagi saya movie ni agak mendatar especially episode pertama, pelakonnya macam lemau jeh.... tapi apa yg menarik cite ni dapat menyentuh org dan memberi kesedaran tentang kehidupan di realiti.... although i'm christian, i think that this movie is a universal movie to be watched by everyone... suka scene bahagian neraka...

Padini Red Stripe Neck Tie

2009-01-18T14:23:00.000+08:00

while surveying the crowded padini shop, a simple red stripe white tie caught my attention.. Just one word can explain this tie, simple but exclusive... love to have it one day...but for a moment...BUDGET critical hehe!!

CNY fever sale at City Square, JB

2009-01-17T23:59:00.000+08:00

Today, I went to City Square to find some sweater cause i forget oledi where i put my old sweater during my practical at Kota Tinggi, anyway, i'm so surprise there a lot and a lot of people at there.. i mean there still left one week and few days before cny but the people inside the CS rush like tomorrow is cny... but good also lah, the cny session got a lof of sale... huhu

A tie gift..

2009-01-16T19:19:00.000+08:00

A gift from my ex-student, a simple purple necktie that mean a lot for me...Thanks again, really appreciate it.. Peace forever!

Lacoste Polo Shirt

2009-01-16T16:52:00.000+08:00

This is an ideal cloth for me, some of it i already bought and now still in process in collecting (too expensive lol) but anyhow.... the cloth size for me is rather big although it is in size M, kind of crazy when we find it and there is no size for us..., tulah maasalahnya baju di malaysia ni, bukan pasal gemuk tak dapat baju tp sebab size bdn kecik dan baju dan dijual semua besar gler...but out of all, i still searching for dark PURPLE colour, when i get the purple, i will complete my collection.....

My Latest Gadget PSP-3006

2009-01-12T17:46:00.001+08:00

Perghhh.. had to get 4 dean list baru dapat PSP from my mom! So Tough!.. but nvm, wat matter now, i get the latest PSP 3000 Series in 2009! Thanks MOM!

Bought it at KL...Tie

2009-01-12T17:35:00.000+08:00

The box that attract me more compare to the tie...

White Musk Fragrance For Men

2009-01-11T16:44:00.000+08:00

Quit relaxing aroma for man, not really expensive either like other fragrance.. Perfect gift for friends! hehe

Music: Menyesal (Ressa)

2009-01-11T01:45:00.000+08:00

Download Menyesal (Ressa) MP3
Lagu yg sangat menyayat hati..... dengarlah kalau tak percaya..

iPod Nano MP3

2009-01-11T01:12:00.000+08:00

IPod ni unik sikit, MP3 ni boleh tukar lagu dengan hanya shake jeh, so berita baiklah untuk warga warga yang malas tahap dewa nak tekan butang tukar lagu MP3 hehe... Ah, one more things, tilt or turn iPod nano on its side, and you will listen, watch and even play. You also can flip through your albumart with cover flow. Or, vertically speaking, see more albums and artist at one time...wah hebatnya!! Nak pilih lagu, cari cover album lagu tu eh kat skrin...Canggih siot! Selain letak gambar and main game, boleh jugak tgk movie, TV shows and videos di skrin iPod ni...
Perrrrgggghhhh... Hampir Setaraf ngan PSP 3006 saya jeh, nasiblah takde wifi, kalau tak, confirm menyesal beli PSP!!

Movie Histeria

2009-01-11T00:49:00.000+08:00

Congrats to Malaysia especially the entertaiment industry for making horror movie become a trend in this industry...Just a sweet statement to began my comment.. I watch Histeria last week at Jusco Tebrau just to consider many of my friends said the making and the trailer are very grand and bombastik lah n bla bla bla... My gosh, serioulsly, i do not shout at all, I wonder this is a ghost movie or some kind of alien attack from Planet Pluto. Got stories and the actress are okay but my fears of the ghost in this movie compleltly zero!! Anyway, tis movie get around RM2 million, so for me its ok to watch... Still 4bia from Thailand is the best Horror Film ever watch!

Asics Spring 2009 Release Preview

2009-01-09T00:08:00.000+08:00

One of the latest shoesfrom Asics, kind of cool rite

McDonald’s sells Prosperity Burger

2009-01-09T00:00:00.000+08:00

Knowing that the burger comes once a year, should try it out.. but for me, its quit spicy, not really like it...seriously no offence, its really SPICY and kind of EXPENSIVE to...huhu Can try but don addict if u a smart budget planner.... Ritz

Rado Coolest Watches

2008-11-29T15:42:00.000+08:00

Rado True

Rado True Jubilé

Volkswagen Concept T

2008-11-29T15:27:00.000+08:00

Seen from the front, the concept T is characterized by its V-shaped radiator grille integrated in the bumper, as well as by the eye-like headlights. The headlights "float?between the bumper and the fenders in order to emphasize the off-road character of the car. The fenders themselves have wide cut-outs. The overall effect is that the 19 inch wheels are free-standing.

bak kata perpatah"keretaku tapi org laen yang punya"... u understandlah yah..huhu

Gradient stripe shirt (New Styles)

2008-11-29T14:47:00.000+08:00

Very attractive, the jeans too..

Men T-shirt

2008-11-29T14:44:00.001+08:00

Apparently, this T-Shirt is look unique for me, and the price also very very unique..huhu

Washing machine combined with toilet flush

2008-11-29T12:06:00.001+08:00

Nice combination to save water resources and bills. I wonder: do you have to wash something any time you want to flush? However, it is still an interesting gadget.

Cool pics I get from nets!!

2008-11-24T15:00:00.000+08:00

Isnt this pics is so cool!! I found this pics when surfing at net!!

Master Tan Eng Kiat (ITF 7th degree black belt)

2008-11-24T12:33:00.000+08:00

One of the top ITF tkd instructor in Malaysia, although my 1st degree black belt was awarded by Master Tan Check Si (8th degree black belt), I still want to train under this master guidance...

Red + White design

2008-11-24T12:26:00.000+08:00

Simple (modern) vs Complex (traditional) design

2008-11-24T12:19:00.000+08:00

which u think better, simple or complex design??

Style Icon: Justin Timberlake

2008-11-24T12:06:00.000+08:00

Dress The Timberlake Way. He no longer favors the hooded sweatshirt under the blazer, and those bleached-out trainers with low-slung jeans are but a figment of his boy-band self. Indeed the man has grown up and sports the best of the best in men’s suiting, but the true element of his new look is the stark white dress shirt in a body-hugging fit, sublime collar and tie that matches the suit jacket. Cutting your hair close and learning to dance won’t hurt either, but to dress like JT you need the shirt -- a shirt like Banana Republic’s pleated-front topper. The shirt still reveals the physique, but also gives you a modern way to dress down formal wear. It’s the perfect way to tell the world you mean business and are ready to be a new man -- JT-style.

Most Expensive Toy Watch Ever

2008-11-24T11:56:00.000+08:00

Designed and made by Seiko Instruments, this unique timepiece features a small, rotating earth that makes a full rotation every 24 hours and uses a time zone indicator and orange dot to indicate the minutes. In addition to quartz movement and a 10 year Lithium battery, the watch crystal is made of Hardlex and the watch casing is made from Titanium. Water resistant to 100 meters and ridiculously expensive, this watch is the perfect gift for any evil arch-villain who wants to look down at his or her wrist and exclaim: "Yes, all mine! YOU WILL ALL BE MINE!"

V-neck (Simple but Attractive)

2008-11-16T15:10:00.000+08:00

soft touch knit v-neck, i mean wearing this kind of shirt hanging with friends quit cool...huhu

Calvin Klien Top Necktie

2008-11-16T14:59:00.001+08:00

Loved to had it one day in my collection.. Erm, I mean when i marry a rich woman hehe

Nike Store (My fav Place)

2008-11-16T14:50:00.000+08:00

PS3 Wireless Keypad

2008-11-16T13:42:00.000+08:00

Sony unveiled slimmer and thinner PSP-3000

2008-11-16T13:39:00.001+08:00

CK IN2U for Him (for men)

2008-11-14T10:05:00.000+08:00

huh, dah... for me not really nice, quit strong and usual only.. but if u feel comfort with it, then its your choice but not me .. different people different taste...ritz

CK ONE summer 2008 edition (Blue Box)

2008-11-14T09:55:00.001+08:00

Using this perfumes now, starting from June 2008 until now.. very cool fragrance make me feel comfortable with myself when teaching huhu..
Quotes that i copy from news about this cologne...

"In March 2008 CK has launched a new summer edition of CK One Summer unisex fragrance.

It is created by Harry Fremont of Firmenich. It is composed of mint, watermelon, cardamom, cucumber, hedione-extract of jasmine blossom, musk and woodsy accords.

This fresh cocktail of notes comes as EDT in 100ml (3.4 fl.oz.) blue colored bottle.

CK One Summer 2008 is a new fragrance and it was introduced in 2008."

CK One Summer

2008-11-14T09:52:00.000+08:00

Huh, used this perfume from Nov 2007- May 2008, very pleasant fragrance, it make you feel calm and cofidence. Try it out huhu

SE Xperia X1 VS HTC Touch Diamond

2008-11-14T09:37:00.000+08:00

SE Xperia X1

HTC Touch Diamond

Nike Diverge Sunglasses

2008-11-12T12:03:00.001+08:00

Queen of Langkasuka (Movie)

2008-11-12T11:38:00.000+08:00

THE QUEEN OF LANGKASUKA is a period fantasy actioner filled with sea creatures, pirates, magic, and martial arts combat. It stars Lao-Aussie actor Ananda Everingham, martial artist Dan Chupong (DYNAMITE WARRIOR) and Winai Kraibutr (BANG RAJAN). Cant wait to find this DVD, wait it for quit a long time anyway. Love to watch this kind of movie, going back to UTM to find this movie anyway.

Ungu Karmila

2008-11-11T08:32:00.000+08:00

Now reading this book during my holiday, first time read a malay thriller novel. Will no write any critics until finish reading it anyway huhu.. wait ah

Nike Zoom Victory

2008-11-09T19:36:00.000+08:00

For those who like training for sprints or marathons like me lah (kononnya lah hehe), the Nike Zoom Victory+ Men's Running Shoe offers extremely lightweight comfort and stability for maximum speed and power.
Upper with Flywire technology for minimal weight and open mesh construction for breathability
Lightweight, full-length Phylon midsole with Zoom Air units in the heel and forefoot for a luxurious ride
BRS 1000 carbon rubber in the heel and modified rubber Waffle outsole in the forefoot for great traction and durability and many more agai. I saw it in al-ikhsan but Petaling Street not known yet huhu(buy the original!!)

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince Movie (July 17, 2009)

2008-11-08T14:31:00.000+08:00

Hey guys!! U know what news i get that the Hollywood today with the announcement that the release date for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince has been moved from November 21, 2008 to July 17, 2009. Oh CRAP!! In a statement released this afternoon, Horn attributed the sudden move to the recent industry work stoppage, saying that "we are still feeling the repercussions of the writers' strike, which impacted the readiness of scripts for other films--changing the competitive landscape for 2009 and offering new windows of opportunity that we wanted to take advantage of." The release dates for the two films comprising the franchise's finale, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, currently pegged at 2010 and 2011, will remain unchanged.

Here some pictures of the movie, do enjoy it..wizards and witchs

Sony Secret PSP Phone

2008-11-07T15:25:00.001+08:00

Havent annouces officially again

Sony PSP (Gonna get it in 2009)

2008-11-07T15:21:00.000+08:00

Gonna get it in 2009!! Crazy about it!

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)

2008-11-07T15:04:00.000+08:00

Huh, cant wait to see this movie, last Madagascar 1 quit funny but a bit of boring, but its okay to see the cute character. Cant wait to see this movie, hope not disapointing. But the trailer is really funny. Go watch the trailer now at youtube.

LG Latest Handphone

2008-11-07T14:47:00.000+08:00

LG Electronics (LG), a worldwide technology and design leader in mobile communications, announced that it would launch the LG-KC910, the only 8 megapixel multimedia phone with a full touchscreen interface. The LG-KC910 boasts top-of-the-range camera capabilities and the latest multimedia features, all combined with a 3.0 inch full touchscreen.Nah, it ain't the Prada or anything, but who's to argue with an 8-megapixel camera? You heard right -- LG's followup to the Viewty is the KC910, a touchscreen-based handset that checks in at 14-millimeters thick and supports quad-band GSM / 7.2Mbps HSDPA. Furthermore, you'll find Bluetooth 2.0, WiFi, a 3-inch 400 x 240 resolution display, a microSD expansion slot, Xenon flash (alongside a Schneider-Kreuznach lens), video recording, TV output, a multimedia player (with DivX and XviD support, we're told) and built-in GPS. This feature-packed device is bruited to be on track for an October launch, though we've no idea how costly it'll be (nor what regions it will invade).

2010 Lotus Evora

2008-11-07T14:25:00.000+08:00

The Evora will be hand crafted and built on a dedicated new assembly line within Lotus’s advanced manufacturing facility at Hethel in the east of England; capacity limitations will restrict production to approximately 2000 cars a year, ensuring the dynamic new sports car’s rarity and exclusivity.

Funny Pictures in Sport

2008-11-07T14:06:00.000+08:00